squish mitten

whisker biscuit

i slapped her squish mitten with my pork sword

by bbc123456 April 3, 2009

fart in a mitten

The act of moving around or being moved around while in a confined space.

Originally used by my father in 1985 to describe how I would bounce around in the car.
Since used to describe swimmers on a bus. My son while in bed.

My son is bouncing around like a fart in a mitten.
Why can you not sit still, you are moving around like a fart in a mitten!

by BigHungryBill November 27, 2016

Dick Mittens

The condition of one's hands when one neglects to wash them after urinating.

I won't let him touch my copy of New England with dick mittens.

by Frayed_Moe November 9, 2003

kittens mittens

A sarcastic term used to describe someone after an accomplishment.

Jesse: I got a B on my test.

Amanda:I recieved an A!

Jesse: Well, aren't you the kittens mittens.

by Shannnon July 3, 2006

peep mitten

A slang term for condom, where the peep is a penis and the mitten is the prophylactic.

Normally used by a-hole college students trying to recreate their favorite summer bromance movie. Some boobs are flashed, dangerous hijinks ensue, someone winds up in jail and wacky fun is had by all.

The pope prohibits peep mittens as a form of birth control.

by gfdas29 July 1, 2009

The Russian Mitten

This occurs when one man or woman, homosexual or just plain curious, coats his or her fist with vodka flavored lube and forcefully inserts it into the recipient's Five Hole.

"By the way, I got The Russian Mitten for the first time last night, more comfortable then you would think."

verb - "Hey Francis, I cannot wait to get Russian Mittened on Christmas this year."

by Steve Nonjourney- Perry June 13, 2009

piss-mittens

Interjection. Expression of total feelings of futility, and resignation, at own idiocy.

<upon realising your only pair of boxer shorts has been caught in the aftershave fire set by your drunken housemate> fuckitty-wankitty-PISS-MITTENS!

by Trickenso September 29, 2006