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mister squidward

when you twist your dick and dislocate it so it is hard but floppy then stick it in your co worker at a restaurant
"bro i just did a mister squidward with hailey"
by Nigherferb March 5, 2022
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mister two

Enunciation of MR2, a Toyota mid-engined sports car produced from 1984 to 2007.
Yo look at that sweet "mister two " drive by!

Bruh just say "MR2" stop acting like a fucking hipster.
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piggy mister

someone who writes in highlighter and / or sharpie on the whiteboard
"Look at Claire writing in green highlighter all over-the white board. She's such a piggy mister!"
by pseudoyname October 16, 2018
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Mister Nickel

A teacher who thinks he is the best thing that ever happend to his students.
A: How is your new math teacher?
B: Man he is such a Mister Nickel.
by Fakten August 13, 2015
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mister maybe

mister maybe is a man that has it all.
he says what ever he pleases.
you most likely owe him money.
he always makes the first move, don't even try to contact him.
"if mister maybe asks me out on a date i will definitely accept"

"mister maybe called and we talked for hours"

"mister maybe has feet that are size ten men......you should give him a call"

"i owe mister maybe a shitload of money, it was very wonderful of him to lend it to me"

"mister maybe told me he wanted to put my hair in his nose, i feel so good about myself"
by generous-master-sturdy January 19, 2010
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El Mister

A Puerto Rican god-man, who created the song Tumbalakatumba. He is the very embodiment of divinity and violent orgasm. A small cult has been built around his worship, with the goal of spreading their belief.
All hail the glorious El Mister!
Tumba tumba tumbalakatumba!
by Vanklofsgov December 8, 2017
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Jagger Mister

The mist you get on your face when Mick Jagger releases his seed after a long night of coke induced necro sex.
"Bro, I snorted 2 lines and give this chick a Jagger Mister last night"
by Kiyoshi Kane October 1, 2023
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