when you twist your dick and dislocate it so it is hard but floppy then stick it in your co worker at a restaurant
by Nigherferb March 5, 2022

Yo look at that sweet "mister two " drive by!
Bruh just say "MR2" stop acting like a fucking hipster.
Bruh just say "MR2" stop acting like a fucking hipster.
by meme meister extraordinare May 31, 2018

by pseudoyname October 16, 2018

by Fakten August 13, 2015

mister maybe is a man that has it all.
he says what ever he pleases.
you most likely owe him money.
he always makes the first move, don't even try to contact him.
he says what ever he pleases.
you most likely owe him money.
he always makes the first move, don't even try to contact him.
"if mister maybe asks me out on a date i will definitely accept"
"mister maybe called and we talked for hours"
"mister maybe has feet that are size ten men......you should give him a call"
"i owe mister maybe a shitload of money, it was very wonderful of him to lend it to me"
"mister maybe told me he wanted to put my hair in his nose, i feel so good about myself"
"mister maybe called and we talked for hours"
"mister maybe has feet that are size ten men......you should give him a call"
"i owe mister maybe a shitload of money, it was very wonderful of him to lend it to me"
"mister maybe told me he wanted to put my hair in his nose, i feel so good about myself"
by generous-master-sturdy January 19, 2010

A Puerto Rican god-man, who created the song Tumbalakatumba. He is the very embodiment of divinity and violent orgasm. A small cult has been built around his worship, with the goal of spreading their belief.
by Vanklofsgov December 8, 2017

The mist you get on your face when Mick Jagger releases his seed after a long night of coke induced necro sex.
by Kiyoshi Kane October 1, 2023
