Two Missionaries in a Crock-Pot

First recorded reference in "Mike and Molly" at season 1 episode 21 at -00:08:54 as a punchline.

Currently used to describe two (2)persons coital with two (2) others in the same room and everybody hopes it gets wierd.

So, half the people were on top, did ya'll end up like two missionaries in a crock-pot?

by Dctrsqr May 18, 2023

Trans Missionary

Missionary sex between 2 trans individuals with opposing genitals, in which the person being penetrated is doing the fucking, and the person penetrating the other is being fucked. Eg. A trans man riding a trans woman's penis counts as him fucking her, despite the physical roles being reversed.

Jess, that trans guy I like, came over and we did trans missionary 🤤

by Sosilly26 November 19, 2023

online missionary

Those people who post religious stuff online trying to convert you

Guy 1: Bro these online missionary guys are getting of hand
Guy 2: Ikr i saw like 5 youtube shorts today with "jEsUs Is ThE WaY"

by metroFIRE December 6, 2023

missionary trip

Dropping acid and then proceeding to have sex while tripping.

person 1: "Crazy night last night, huh?"
person 2: "Yeah, I went on a missionary trip."

by jo_z June 2, 2015

Tibetan Missionary

The act of fucking dead goat roadkill in missionary, a ritual among the Tibetan people. Often done as a token of good luck.

My father pulled over on the side off the road to do Tibetan missionary with the dead goat roadkill.

by Urban Dictionary Publishing March 1, 2025

Missionary

I don't know

I don't know missionary

by anonymous November 30, 2021

non-missionary

The act of fucking in any other position besides missionary

Can we fuck non-missionary tonight Steve? Ok bob. Huh but it's two guys how! Im Confused

by Topdeck July 4, 2015