A millennial who takes offense to everything and can't joke about political matters. They often don't understand satire or sarcasm. They're always upset about something and feel victimized.
by Funkadelic666 February 26, 2017
An event where hundreds of hipsters line up in front of Apple Stores all around the world to get the latest iDevice, most camping there for days. You're gonna meet some gentle people there.
This "happening", if you like, usually occurs every fall. It's a generational experience for Millennials - just like the original Woodstock was for Baby Boomers - and thus beyond the comprehension of previous generations.
By those attending, Android users are frowned upon just like Vietnam vets were back in the day and Steve Ballmer is hated as ferociously as LBJ once was.
This "happening", if you like, usually occurs every fall. It's a generational experience for Millennials - just like the original Woodstock was for Baby Boomers - and thus beyond the comprehension of previous generations.
By those attending, Android users are frowned upon just like Vietnam vets were back in the day and Steve Ballmer is hated as ferociously as LBJ once was.
- "Hey man, where's Alix? Haven't seen her in classes for a few days."
- "She's at the Millennial Woodstock".
- "Oh... I wish my mom would let me too. If I didn't tell her, I could leave today".
- "She's at the Millennial Woodstock".
- "Oh... I wish my mom would let me too. If I didn't tell her, I could leave today".
by Suntory BOSS September 18, 2014
A millennial generation participant who acts and behaves similar to a Drone. Their behavior is distant, vacant, devoid of personality, the overall energy is reminiscent of a drone hovering off in the distance.
It was pretty remarkable after interacting with Kevin, very little eye contact, monotone voice, zero personality he's definitely a Millennial Drone.
by Hixxz68 May 10, 2019
a moment when a person recording a video takes a second in the beginning before actually doing what they wanted
— did you see that? he looked dumb in the beginning waiting for his phone to start recording.
— yeah, he’s so old. Such a millennial pause lol.
— yeah, he’s so old. Such a millennial pause lol.
by woofby January 19, 2023
Charlie: I'm tired and hungover, how are you still alive after last night?
Alex: Two words: Millennial Speedball
Alex: Two words: Millennial Speedball
by The Real Master Blaster September 13, 2020
by trollpot January 02, 2020
False reasoning made up by and widely believed by Millennials through rapid pace social self-confirmation with other Millennials despite not having any scientific basis.
Cole's Instagram post: The alignment of the sun and moon made me really sleepy. Any one else!?!? #sleepyeclipse (1,278 likes)
Science: 1,278 people liking your post doesn't make it a truth. That's just Millennial Hooha.
Science: 1,278 people liking your post doesn't make it a truth. That's just Millennial Hooha.
by Jage928 August 23, 2017