magoo mile

n. The ultimate spectacle of sporting fortitude. It is a race consisting of 5 parts.
1)Smoke a bowl or a blunt
2)Drink a 40 oz beer
3)Run a mile
4)Eat a pint of ice cream
5)Go to a crowded place and recieve 10 personalized autographs.
First person to finish all the items in that order is the winner.

The magoo mile is the real man's sport, if you have any balls, you'll do one tomorrow.

by Mowgli and Badu November 8, 2005

Quarter Mile

The distance you speed through to show what your car is made of

My car ran the quarter mile in under 10 seconds

by D_r3v January 27, 2012

milda

milda is a lithuanian name of a girl. milda used to be ancient lithuanians godess of love. it's a pretty name, though.

april used to be called the month of milda.

by shaxxx August 29, 2006

mildewd

1. a man, formerly fastidious in dress and/or manner, who has now allowed himself to deteriorate with advancing age. 2. clothing that would only be worn by such an individual. (plural: mildewds)

* “Man, get a haircut. You’re such a mildewd.”
* “That shirt was mildewd 20 years ago.”
* “I don’t want to go to Shifty McNasty’s, it’s a bar for mildewds.”
* “The mildewd, no longer fashionably late, received a scowl from the prestigious crowd.”

by Daryl Dean June 20, 2008

mile high blumpkin

The act of getting a blumpkin while doing an upper decker

Hey man wanna leave an upper Decker here? Yea buddy but get me one of them whores first. Wait what are you gonna do? A mile high blumpkin dumbass!

by high performance 5 December 1, 2011

mile high firefly

When you take that last hit of some weed and burning embers fly into your throat burning the back of the throat for hours.

"UGKK!" -Me
"Pipe shit on you? What up yo?" -Homie
"Yeah, but worse. Throat burn, yo. Mile high fireflys!" -Me
"Haha!" -Homie

by Mud E York May 23, 2013

Mild Cock

A cocky person trying to cover up their arrogant behaviors with lame jokes/humor.

Brandon is such a "mild cock". I don't like him.

by Elephantshot March 30, 2014