Mermaid Squid 

A female who's labia are so long, they can be used to propel her through water along with the sucking in of water through the vagina and squeezing it back out for added propulsive force.

The majestic mermaid squid can be seen speeding backwards through waterways all over the world.

Mermaid Squid by HE77HOUND September 12, 2019

mermaid angel 

This person or entity tends to gravitate towards evil and shows the depravity of humanity at its lowest form via cyberbullying a 12 year old.
Audren

I hope that mermaid angel get her post deleted as well as herself IP banned due to her cyberbullying post about a child named audren.

mermaid angel by Palaudren December 9, 2019

Mermaid Syndrome 

A type of syndrome that requires one to always be in the vicinity of easily accessible drinking water.

Someone who drinks a lot of water.

‘Oh she’s totally suffering from mermaid syndrome.’ ‘Damn she obsessed with hydration, gotta have mermaid syndrome.’

Mermaid Syndrome by Genzwhsiper789 April 21, 2021

Mermaid in a Manhole 

when a Chad goes to a girls High school sporting event and gets lucky at the event

Scott went to the girls volleyball game left Suzy under the bleachers like a mermaid in a manhole

Mermaid in a Manhole by bloodmon October 13, 2021

mermaid sex 

when a mommy mermaid and a daddy mermaid rub there tails against eachother while screaming i'm cumming for you boi and im cumming hard

wierd pervert guy: hey dude did you see that new mermaid sex video
normal guy: wtf like what the actual fuck your a fucking animal pervert you horny hyena

mermaid sex by urfathersbuttplug December 8, 2021

Mermaid greeting 

When you receive oral sex from someone underwater and don’t know who it is.

I was at a night time pool party and got a Mermaid greeting.

Mermaid greeting by XdxcOkboomer November 24, 2023

mermaid butter 

Butter collected from the scales of menstruating mermaids specifically in the northern parts of the Atlantic Ocean. Used primarily by fishing communities to add a unique flavor to seafood based dishes.

Gibli and Rafe just got back with 3 barrels of mermaid butter! Those poor creatures, too bad they’re so tasty!

mermaid butter by Texaskris December 23, 2023