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MERK CITY

This City is located in central South Carolina off of I-95 South, with a population of 40,000 Sumter was statistically voted one of the most dangerous places not only The United States but the world. Also home of Hip Hop's rising artist "B.R." Who grew up in Friendship Apts. aka "The Boat", then moved to Board St. his raps put Sumter on watch to the rest of the world wit songs like "So South Cracc" "Daroce" and "All About Money" So with that being said...In the opinions of our researchers "With the murder rate still on the rise IF U CAN....STAY THE AWAY FROM THERE"
sumter merk city rap B.R. south carolina hip hop the boat 803 843 metro the met mr 803 t.i. jezzy lil ru
by Dr. Mesolina April 11, 2010
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Merk Burger

A popular traditional dish from Bolivia consisting of a round patty of ground beef, or sometimes another savory ingredient, that is fried or grilled and typically served in a split bun or roll with various condiments and toppings with the most important ingredient and what makes the burger a merk burger is the Semen of a human of African descent. To prepare the merk burger's most important ingredient a man of above skin color 27 on the SLC24A5 Human Pigmentation Scale and or of direct African descent must Ejaculate semen onto the patty of the burger. After that, you have completed the delicious traditional Bolivian meal.
Yo DeShawn, could you cook me up one good ass merk burger, please?
by tec9chapow November 29, 2020
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Merk Mode

To completely pwn in a video game when in a party with your friends and to be completely silent until you die. Once you die you say fuck and then go back to being silent.
MERK MODE ENGAGE!!!!! (5 minutes later.....) fuck.
by theman4499 December 11, 2009
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H Merk

To double team a girl with your best friend while drunk
At the after part my friend made out with my date and she told me to join so we all three kissed after that people said we H Merked that girl.
by TUNECHI21 December 31, 2011
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skud-merk

a ghetto-ass way to say skid-marks
that bitch got some skud-merks, get the fuck otta here
by taf rekcuf January 19, 2005
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Circle Merk

When a group of three or more sports teams destroy each other in cyclical fashion, creating a closed circuit of ass whooping or "merking".

It is counter-intuitive because it contradicts the notion of consistent quality and performance.

Team A decisively beats Team B decisively beats Team C but Team C somehow comprehensively beats Team A, completing the full round of mutual merking.
Gooner 1: I thought Arsenal was going to lose to Man City, because Man City destroyed Man United 6-1 and Man United destroyed Arsenal 8-2. But Arsenal actually just obliterated Man City 4-0!

Gooner 2: Hell yeah for the circle merk! GO ARSENAL!
by spriggan1 November 4, 2011
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Merk City

nickname given to Sumter, SC for the numerous murders that go on in the crime infested city. although the word "southern hospitality" is synonymous in Sumter, it is plagued with murder, crime, drugs, and poverty. once acknowledged as the most dangerous city in America, as of today it sits as the 3rd most dangerous city in the United States.
Stay yo ass out of Merk City
by bubbakush123 May 7, 2010
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