Mers a 2012 virus a corona virus, because we sidnt have mobiles in our arse pockets back then like we do now mers just didnt take off quite as good as covid. Our amygdalas wer not as easy to hyjak then as they are now. Mobiles can be used as weapons when people are sheep...baaa baaa
by Nothingbutrouble September 15, 2020
by janitor of the gat mer council September 27, 2022
A Mer/Mur Fish is a mystical unicorn fish that flies, talks an sings an swims an it eats paper. Mer/Mur Fish Looks like a worm with fins.
by WeinerFish August 15, 2011
(Noun): A dick sucking cow with long dark purple beef curtains. Pops her twat pimples on pornhub live for a living.
Braun had a few too many... He thought he was dancing in the moonlight with a goddess only to wake up beside a Che ya nne Far mer..
by Fud Mucker June 6, 2020
Grant disguised as marge: homie wheres bort
HOMER: Mer Der
lisa: ima SAxOphOne
Bort: consume pantaloons.
HOMER: Mer Der
lisa: ima SAxOphOne
Bort: consume pantaloons.
by Sinclair02 March 11, 2019
The small rolls found on the booties of thick or plus-sized women, located just above the back of the thighs on the lower inner corner of either cheek; also referred to as fun figs, poon plums, clementines, chico fruit, sapodillas, gojiberries, guavas, and pawpaws; a “forbidden fruit” cherished by all those attracted to women of robust stature
by bigbro2017 February 26, 2023