Shawn Mendes

Shawn Mendes is a gay man who was previously in a relationship with Camila Cabello.

'Oh do you know Shawn Mendes?'
'Yea he is gay right?'

by shawnmendesstannn November 24, 2021

Shawn Mendes

Shawn mendes is the defintion of perfect he can sing he is handsome and is so humle and just a geniune guy. He is nice and cares for his fans so much l he tells he them how much he appreciates them and he loves them. #mendesarmy

Shawn mendes is amy lord and savior i worship him everyday of my life!

by soccerandhockeyforlife February 1, 2019

poor man's menses

1. When a man is a fiend for having sex whilst the woman is on the rag, but cannot find himself a menstruating woman, he secretly squirts ketchup into the woman's vaginal canal before sex.

2. When a man's girlfriend is not on the pill, and he wants to cum inside her when she isn't actually on the rag. He secretly squirts ketchup inside her vaginal canal whilst she sleeps so she wakes up thinking she has her period.

Woman: "My entire reproductive tract is ruined from poor man's menses".

- or -

Woman: "I don't know how I keep getting pregnant while I'm on the rag!"
Man: "Maybe it's all the poor man's menses I've been squirting inside you?"

- or -

Abortionist: "What the hell is that??"
Woman: "Poor man's menses and a week-old fetus?"

- or -

OBGYN: "What the hell is that?"
Woman: "I don't know, but it goes great with french fries!"

- or -

OBGYN: "Damn, this goes well with french fries!"

by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003

menge

for example instead of very good you can say menge good since it has higher value for the thing that you are describing.

guy 1: did you try out no mans sky on steam? i heard it was very good.
guy 2: don't waste your money on that turd, i hear it was MENGE bad.

by Robbus November 25, 2016

Shawn mendes

A mf bitch who has a tiny dick

Omg Shawn mendes has a micro smeet

by Duckyou:) April 27, 2020

menger

(men + anger) to have anger towards men...

her menger had reached a boiling point.
as a feminazi, i'm quite mengry.

by cottonpony May 27, 2010

Shawn Mendes

That thing little girls scream about now that Justin Bieber has grown up.

teen girl: Justin Bieber is so 2010 Shawn Mendes is way hotter

by Thomas Pruis June 28, 2017