mangle

1. A Victorian device used for drying clothes.

2. To wreck or distort by applying force to it. For example, a colleague at work frequently mangles the English language by trying to speak it.

1. "I say, Edward! Have you ran my bloomers through the mangle yet, what?"

2. "I would like one pint of biter peas."

by Mr Ben February 9, 2005

mangler

The term Mangler refers to a person who's face is grotesqly horrifying or is rearanged. Normally this happens to retards or inbreds.

Oh crap, Did you see that lady. She was a mangler.

Did you see that guy, he was mangled.

by johnson l October 17, 2006

Mangler

A Jeep Wrangler that has had it's bonnet decals fiddled with by a chump so it says "MANGLER" instead of "WRANGLER"

"Hey, did you check out Scud's Mangler?"

"Yeah, what a chump"

by Ruley October 9, 2008

cock mangler

1. One who has an abundance of calices on their hands and leaves behind more friction burns than man spakle residue.
2. A "first-timer" on a blowjob: three words: too much teeth, hence the mangling of the cock.

The main character in "The Old Man and the Sea" is a cock mangler, much like Ryan Barnes.

by Robby J July 2, 2003

Mangle

MAN-ANGLE, determines the masculinity of a man from the angle that has created from the legs in a sitting position

if three people are sitting in the back seat of a car, the most masculine person would be that who posses the greatest mangle.

by easyeddie2 October 10, 2011

Meagle

To make sexual advances on a girl, while being intoxicated/high. A sloppy version of mingle. I guess ladies can do this too.

White Boy One: Hey man, ima gonna go to that fat chick over there and meagle on her. Ima gonna fuck her in the *s* tonight.
White Boy Two: Dudsky she has herpes sores.
White Boy Three: Awww thats gnarly. Wait a minute, I can't see them, ahh gross.
All but one: Aww he's actually doing it.
White Boy Three to Two: I owe you five washingtons brodzilla.

by djsillycrotch February 28, 2010

Mangler

A person who enters a party gives drugs to everyone and they become "mangled"; a person who is sometimes inappropriate and extremely obnoxious in public; one who trolls South Beach police stations on Sunday bailing out hookers for a quick blow j or a handy j;
One who looks for young girls with self esteem and "daddy" issues to further wreak havoc on her fragile mind with his evil ways; likes cats; is a fan of an occasional "lightbulb" festival; racist but only to be funny; says and does inappropriate things at wakes and takes selfies with the coffin; boston sports freak; doesn't believe in iPhones

"Uh oh, here comes Mangler! Someone make sure he has bail money on him!"

by RoxyJugs13A July 9, 2016