angry masterbaition

to be angry and masterbating at the same time.

i'm angry and mamsterbating its angry masterbaition.

by walace March 20, 2007

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Masterfake

when someone sticks their hand down their pants and pretends to masturbate to gross out their friends so they could leave so that he could can actually masturBATE in private

dude # 1: hey your home already, i thought the game started late

Dude # 2: yeah it did but josh got horny so he started to masterfake so we all left.

by nigger7seventy7 March 31, 2010

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maaterbate

Where you look at tow mater pics

I just maaterbateed today

by AuthenticDictionary69 August 24, 2022

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Dutch Oven Masterbater

A man that farts while laying in bed and sniffs his own fart doing the dutch oven,gets so turned on by the smell of his fart,he has to Masterbate.

William harris jr,will take a Dutch Oven Masterbater over a woman anyday!

by williampoop23 March 29, 2009

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When a man ties a tight string around his penis and slowly moves it up and down until fully erect. Then, he unties the string and rubs it all over the head of the penis until he precums. Then, the man ties the string tightly around the bottom of the penis and masterbates slowly using his right hand and rubbing his head with the left until orgasm. He then leaves the string on for another 5 minutes or until the penis is completely numb and then takes it off and rubs the head of the penis delicately until he loses his erection.

Bob: "Hey, honey, do you want to watch me string masterbate?"

Cathy: "Yes, that will be alot of fun. I'll go get the string, baby!"

by oooyiurs June 22, 2010

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