The Master Wisdom

Some arrogant douche who spends far too much time making definitions on Urban Dictionary. Clearly he is not as smart as he believes, and might need to check the definitions of root words before he starts running his mouth. He can usually be spotted in the natural habitat of his mom's basement with his head shoved up his own ass.

Guy 1: Why won't that guy shut the fuck up?
Guy 2: That's The Master Wisdom
Guy 1: Oh that explains it......what a douche

by EkulNosnhoj November 17, 2011

Let's do the Master Vernon

This phrase is used whenever a person or a group of person wants to be relieved of their depression or stress by way of doing a series of enjoyable action.

I am really stressed right now. Let's do the Master Vernon in the Attic.

by Kenryuuuu December 6, 2018

Turd Master

Someone who is a complete and utter idiot. His/her incompetence has rendered them so completely useless, that the only thing you would put them in charge of is a pile of turds.

I ordered ONION RINGS but the Turd Master at the counter gave me fries - AGAIN!

by aspAddict September 1, 2008

Taiko Drum Master

One who has mastered the way of the Taiko Drum or at least the Taiko Drum game by Namco.

One who can beat all levels on Oni mode in the Taiko Drum game.

by Taiko Drum Master January 3, 2005

taint master

one who reigns over all taints. hairy and non.

by sama April 28, 2003

Turb Master

One who is exceedingly proficient in the Art of Masturbation; One who has achieved Master Status in the art of Masturbation; The Ubermesch of Masturbation

Even though he lost his sight, Peter achieved his dream of achieving Turb Masterdom.

by The Dutz December 17, 2008

Tity Master

Dean Ambrose, masterer of the titties, saying "nope", sneaking up on opponents in parking lots, beating the shit out of people after giving them an Ice Bucket Challenge, taking curb stomps through cinderblocks like a champ, and doing basically anything else like a fucking badass.

Guy 1: Dean Ambrose is not main event material, he doesn't have the size of John Cena or Roman Reigns.

Guy 2: Are you fucking insane! Ambrose is the best star to grace this industry since Stone Cold Steve Austin! Not to mention, he is also the Tity Master

by proudtobeanamerican August 22, 2014