Marriage 

a mistake

dont do it....

dear lord.... PLEASE DONT DO IT

guy: Yo, this sucks
guy2: yeah, just like marriage

Marriage by BLEHHHHHHHHHHH October 31, 2018

marriage 

A cage meant to hold you from your future, or take all your money.

When he visited her, she'd mentioned marriage and divorce, and how in divorce she would win...

marriage by Mr.Fishcake September 20, 2016

marriage 

The most expensive way in order to get a woman for free everyday.

Marriage blewed my credit card again !!!

marriage by andradrr December 9, 2008

marriage 

A legal document, whereby 2 insane people, intentionally lie by contractually agreeing to a perpetual state of codependency.

A marriage is where you make false statements such as, if you marry me I will love you forever. To have and to hold from this day forward, for better, or for worse, for richer, or for poorer, in sickness, and in health, to love and to honor
and to cherish unconditionally. Forsaking all others, I will be faithful to you.

marriage by cutterbil January 4, 2013

Marriage 

just like drugs don't do it

Jon: His life is screwed.
Steven: Why?
Jon: He got married
Steven: Man, Marriage sucks.

Marriage by #1 jason marz fan April 17, 2009

marriage 

IT'S A TRAP!!

My marriage was a trap.

marriage by deepvoicechris September 26, 2015

Marriage 

a trap created by women that can lasts for life.

Ah man I fell into marriage with this one chick and now shes holding out her hand for all my hard work money each week.

Marriage by Mark872 September 20, 2011