Betting half your stuff you'll love them forever
I'm a gambler, I very much believe in marriage.
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doesn’t last
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A process for a female to take half of you shit
“Out marriage will be forever baby”, Melinda French Gates
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1. The legalised prostitution of women.
2. The legalised cuckolding of men.
3. Another issue the Theocratic Right uses to hold down anyone who expresses their sexuality in a manner they disapprove of (see bisexuality, homosexuality, polyamory, etcetera).

4. Another issue the Theocratic Right uses to distract the American Public from what's really going on.
Preacher: "Do you, Mary, promise to love and obey John?"
Mary: "I do."
Preacher: "And do you, John, promise to love and not lust after Mary?"
John: "I do."
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Two lovers who show their passion for one another through legal ceremony. As of the 26th of June, 2015 love won and gay marriage was legalized in all 50 states.
Did you hear Joe and Luke got married?
Marriage is the sign of two truly in love no matter the race, sex, or religion
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A relationship that lasts for long where a woman takes control of what you do and what you have (basically a woman controlling your shit)
No Example Of Marriage
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Mostly for a mans enjoyment and Sex and Sandwiches
"Go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich, wife" Todd said after they had sex. This was their life after they decided marriage was the best way to further their relationship
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