Pure Carpenter

A mustache containnng ejaculate.

Dude. That was gayer than a Pure Carpenter.

by Pure Jessica August 3, 2017

Internet Marketer

People who turns caffeine into money. These are humans that doesn't sleep, no social life, and already married their keyboard. You can find an example on your email's spam box.

Jason: Hey, I've heard you're an internet marketer?
Me: Yea! Sign-up on me , no BS! *evil laugh*

by professional heckler November 26, 2017

Expo marketer

The only pens teachers use, commonly used for masturbating (girls) they wipe off quick and easy, and they Are moist...

Mom I’m going to mastrabate, what will you use? An expo marketer

by Dixon Sadi June 6, 2018

nick carpenter

incest redneck hickelberry

nick carpenter gave his cousin a rim job last right omg

by emosarah May 16, 2018

alfie carpenter

A person who is almost in every way perfect and is quite intelligent. Alfie carpenter is usually very likeable and is a very trust worthy person

Hey you know Alfie carpenter, who’s such a good friend

by OnlyUKknows November 19, 2018

jack carpenter

handsome and cute and an anerexitic who plays smash bros and likes to smash his bros

i am jack carpenter and i love tyler stone and being gay for noah carey

by ya boiiiyaboiii September 24, 2019

mom martentezs

the power of the most powful zar bomba in the world

mom martentezs eat chiken

by Monke semans September 24, 2019