markuscito

The funniest and a friend you want to have. Markuscito is cute and has a great personality. Markuscito sounds light-skin and Hispanic. A Markuscito has lots of friends and girls adore him.

I hope someone nicknames me markuscito

by Urban Ditionary 999999999999 November 8, 2017

Markus

Probably a good dad. Looks like a dad.

-Hey! you're such an Markus!
-A what?
-You're an Markus Harry.

by M0rn1ngw00d May 18, 2018

Markus

Markus' is the most sexy people out there, they are known for they're huge dicks and handsome face. Markus means heterosexual in latin. Markus' have a good sense of humour and if you know someone named Markus you should try to date him asap.

That guy has a big dick, that must be a Markus

by Not Markus November 7, 2018

Markus pinnau

Obsessed with the default skin in fortnite

Ur such a Markus pinnau

by Im not stupid I ain’t using my November 9, 2018

Markus Vogel

A creature that romes the chilling icy streets of the Gothenburg area, and is discribed as a short aryan man with big ears in proportion too his face. He can often be seen with the Ante Pante (which can be seen in two forms) and sometimes with big foot Lucas. His last name is german so we have a few theories that he may be a swedish-german experiment during the nazi regime.

I saw Markus Vogel yesterday !

by Fjante November 19, 2018

markus

markus is the biggest shagger in town. he is so shaggy and lazy. markus would probably float on top of water because he is the biggest shagger in town. nobody is a bigger sagger then markus

markus is the biggest shagger in town

by konsky March 16, 2019

Markus

Absolutely wonderful man. You would be crazy to do him wrong because he definitely is one of a kind. Once your close to him and he figures you out, he is loyal, silly, affectionate, real, and honest. Very handsome guy who dresses really well. Works hard and is good with money. Smart, he likes to research everything which is great. Can be quiet and observant at times but that’s because he is thinking and putting whatever’s going together. Not typically an aggressive guy but, he’s very sweet and more so introverted, he doesn’t want any trouble or drama near him, he prefers peace. You still don’t want to make him angry or disrespect him, the dark side is for sure there so, just keep it cool. If you have a Markus around, appreciate him, love him, be honest with him because you won’t find another.

Markus: “ I want some Dunkin”
Olivia: “ what you want from there?”
Markus: “ you know what I like”
Olivia : (smiles) “ Vanilla Chai and 10 jelly filled munchkins”
Markus: *starts twerkin*

by olive green August 11, 2019