Mark is the dude who you wanted to
fuck but he ends up hand cuffing you into a closet in a room full of
explosives and when you say "wow, that's a little kinky" he goes, "Sex before marriage is a sin. And you, are a sinner" then he turns to the camera "Don't be like her.
VIRGINTY IS COOL!!! USA! USA! USA!" he marches out of the room, leaving the bedroom in ruins and cheesy writing that says "Be like mar" appears on the screen.