Definitions by cardboardunderwear

Mark 

Mark is the dude who you wanted to fuck but he ends up hand cuffing you into a closet in a room full of explosives and when you say "wow, that's a little kinky" he goes, "Sex before marriage is a sin. And you, are a sinner" then he turns to the camera "Don't be like her. VIRGINTY IS COOL!!! USA! USA! USA!" he marches out of the room, leaving the bedroom in ruins and cheesy writing that says "Be like mar" appears on the screen.

Mark, so did you have fun with karen?
uh- she changed her mind.
oh, ok...

Mark by cardboardunderwear November 26, 2020

Trump 

A strange entity that can change forms, but most probably it looks like a sweaty orange or a shrimp dipped in hot cheeto dust or just an asshole with a mouth. He is worshipped by karens and idiots and people who like orange juice more than apple juice. He also has small hands and THAT is UNACCEPTABLE.

LOOK! IT'S TRUMP!

what shape is it in right now?!
uH... LIKE AN ASSHOLE WITH A MOUTH!
RUN!!!

Trump by cardboardunderwear November 26, 2020

Wattpad 

A website for horny 11-year old's use to read harry potter smut.

-hey wanna go to the park with us?
-sorry i'm on wattpad right now
-seriously? are you reading cringy smut again?
-uh-

Wattpad by cardboardunderwear November 26, 2020