Bang Manti Teo's Girlfriend

masturbate

I'm so horny I'm going to have to bang manti teo's girlfriend before i can go to sleep.

by wooderson34 January 17, 2013

Black Bummed Praying Mantis

A serious cyclist who wears black cycle shorts and a bizarre shaped helmet. The saddle posture is bum up and head down with hands clinging to the handlebars giving the look of a praying mantis.

I was carved up by one of those black bummed praying mantis types.Would have kicked his ass if he had one.

by IAIN_D September 02, 2018

Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear

The awesomest fight in the freakin' world, man.

Did you see that Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear fight? That was the shit, yo.

by David Kinglord November 20, 2006

A mantis

A person that won't stop going after women, even when they threaten to call the police.

Why is he such a mantis, she already said she'll call the cops

by Streetknowledgegod December 20, 2017

Preying mantis style

When a guy is fucking a girl and right when he busts a nut, she chops his fucking head off.

She was taller than him after they got done fucking preying mantis style.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2019

Compost Mantis

a rare species of praying mantis found in compost piles in North America and New Zealand

Wow, thats an incredible Compost Mantis, observe its beauty.

by bug thing June 07, 2013

Mantis-style

Eating someone out ass first. Similar to how a praying mantis often eats its victims ass first.

"Girl, get ready for me to rock your world, I'm gonna eat you mantis-style tonight."

by Mr. Teajug December 03, 2015