Male Curse

Being born with an organ that controls our lives from the age of 13 onwards. From this time the male is cursed forever with erections, wetdreams, urges for orgasms, and getting caught masturbating.

Once we feel that estatic feeling of the penis ejaculating, our lives change forever. From that time on we think about it approximatly every 8 seconds,achieving it ever 2 days,and getting it anyway through a wetdream if you refrain from it.

A huge gift and curse for men.

13 year old boy: Hey I wonder what this "jerking off" I've heard aboout feels like...

2 minutes later

OMG that was so good!! Well back to what I was gonna do- hmmm maybe one more time.

2 years later

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

GRRROOOAAANNNN

2 years later

Come on Mary, lets take our relationship to the next level.

Groan Groan Groan Groan Groan Groan Gasp Gasp Gasp yes Yes Yes YES AHHHHHH!!!!!

20 years later

I'm fucking sick of it Mary, we never have sex anymore since the kids were born I WANT A DIVORCE!

20 years later

Shit I have AIDS!!!! well thats the Male Curse for you.

by Callum6969 May 15, 2009

Morgan (Male)

Morgan is a nice guy, he is funny and strong and has a huge cock. He can be a dick to people but it doesn’t matter because of his huge schlong and he fucks girls on the daily and also likes fucking people’s mothers. He is the Chad of the world and is soo good in bed and nobody can beat him. Big cock hero will also beat you up if u annoy him.

Morgan has such a big penis
He is so sexy
Morgan (Male) has a big chode

by MorganIsSexy December 7, 2020

Male identified

A member of the female gender who defends and protects problematic men and blames women for men's wrongdoings. Examples are women who blame girls for wearing short skirts for being sexually assaulted, who attack teenage girls sleeping with adult men instead of the creepy adult men, who say that the woman deserved to be beaten etc. Normally have low self esteem and live for male validation and opinions. Also known as "pick-mes".

Male identified woman: "That stupid little slut was asking to be assaulted wearing that outfit showing her cleavage"

by Rayraydust January 8, 2019

Male Pattern Balls

An inevitable patch of hairless scrotum where the testicles mostly rest against the gusset of the gentleman's underwear, resulting in friction baldness.

After a few years of carefree post-pubescent abandon, eventually every guy will suffer from male pattern balls.

by Rydo September 30, 2011

Male Prima Donna

Noun: A song by Subtle Sexuality featuring Nard Dog, Introducing Mr.Understound. An office original song By Kelly Kapor and Erin *Kelly* Hannon. The song talks about Ryan Howard A.K.A Mr.Understoud.

Kelly: "Your a Male Prima Donna. But I can't help but want ya'."
Erin: "Ohhh"

by dumb.beyotch69 May 11, 2020

sigma male

sigma males play by their own rules. no one elses. not even their own

sigma male: playing by own rules hey

by bartonspacklecrisp July 6, 2021

Male-Period

The period where a male experiences a flush/readjustment of hormones. Obviously they do not bleed, but he does experince IMS Irritable Male Syndrome.
Similar to PMS. They can gain weight, be highly moody, and have an increase or decrease in sexual drive.

"Why is Jimmy so moody lately?"

"He always gets like this around the first two weeks of the month. I'm pretty sure it's his male-period."

by lalafemme March 5, 2012