Malachi and really cute guy! He is so freaking polite it knocks you out of the ballpark! He always says the sweetest things! Like I love you with every breath I take and I prayed for you to be my girlfriend! He really knows how to steal a girls heart! So ladies/guys go find you a Malachi! You won’t regret it!
Girl 1: Dangg girl you are so lucky wish I had a Malachi Malachi’s Girlfriend: Awe thank you! **secretly inside she knows she is**
by Your_mommmmm November 15, 2019
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his penis is massive.Malachy will normally hit puberty at 9 and have many good friends.He is also very hyper and crazy he likes to do dumb things that get him in trouble
his penis is massive.Malachy will normally hit puberty at 9 and have many good friends.He is also very hyper and crazy he likes to do dumb things that get him in trouble
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A person who manages to continually harm his body by getting into ridiculous and easily avoidable situations. This can be done in vehicles, with household appliances, fire or explosions and any other socially retarded way. The key element is the refusal to go to a hospital or seek any medical attention or stop doing stupid shit.
Rico: Whats up man
Kowalski: Dude i stabbed myself with a tire iron jousting on motor scooters
Rico: Dude your being a real Malachi. Now lets get to the hospital, your bleeding profusely.
Kowaslki: Fuck you bro. Hospitals are for communists.
Kowalski: Dude i stabbed myself with a tire iron jousting on motor scooters
Rico: Dude your being a real Malachi. Now lets get to the hospital, your bleeding profusely.
Kowaslki: Fuck you bro. Hospitals are for communists.
by PolarBarrett69 April 15, 2010
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by Cadet C July 20, 2008
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I was still hungry so I went to grab a fork in order to eat my MacSalad.
Are you through with your box yet? I'll eat your MacSalad.
Like most Italians I eat my MacSalad last.
Are you through with your box yet? I'll eat your MacSalad.
Like most Italians I eat my MacSalad last.
by Super Hungry February 26, 2010
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