Malarials

Malarials are a millennial contracted disease caused by enlightenment through the age of social media. Malarials often exude utopian type ideals of social equality through marginalizing as well as state run education and healthcare. Left untreated, they may swarm you with their problems while shielding themselves in safe spaces.

These malarials are everywhere. They spread their complaints throughout society, but never actually fix anything.

by HYD18 September 13, 2016

malarky

kickass sk8 team from arcata.

sage irie saktes for malarky because he is cool.

by turd December 11, 2003

ard vark malark

A form of the word malarky. Means nonsense or bull

What is this ard vark malark? He obviously is lying!

by D.ann November 23, 2007

Malarkey

To successfully execute a plan in a way that inspires others.

"He malarkied that so quickly, I'm so proud!"

"You can malarkey it man, I know you can!"

"Some try and fail, some malarkey and succeed."

by wh0ry0u October 24, 2011

The Clint Malarchuk

The Clint Malarchuk involes a man drilling a girl while she is on her rag. He proceeds to pull his dick out and wipe the blood of his cock all over her throat. He continues to do this until he blows his load, also on the neck.

I hooked up with this dirty slut who asked if I could give her The Clint Malarchuk. She pulled out her 'Heavy Days' tampon and the game was on.

by hockeyfan99 February 24, 2009

Vaginal Malaria

Vaginal Malaria is the manifestation of the disease caused by the paracyte Plasmodium Falcipirum on a woman's vagina.

1. Dude, don't do it. She's got bad vaginal malaria. Trust me, I know. YUK!
2.
Girl: My pussy is ichy and is oozing some sort of puss.
Friend: That's some nasty vaginal malaria girl!

by Dr Ron Jeremy April 4, 2005

malama

malama is a new rap word use in some of XZibits songs

Fuck you you malama u trin to be my mama u cant sob or crack the pot

by Rishi Rich May 13, 2005