Manditation 

A invitation to a function that is mandatory.

jim: hey did you get the invitation to the bosses Christmas party?

Brad: you mean the manditation... that party is mandatory if you want your bonus.. what a douche..

Manditation by trojanpride December 13, 2010

Madian 

The coolest guy in town, predominantly from "Flevoland" in the Netherlands.

you know that guy @madian4k, you know he is a real Madian.

Madian by EEchopperEE March 11, 2019

Madigan 

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet, yet she doesn’t see it. She is bold and ambitious. She is also incredibly smart and creative. She doesn’t loose sight of things that are important to her such as friends and family.

Teacher: “What is the definition of a goddess?”

Charlie: “Madigan, duh”

Madigan by Try_hard_teen February 18, 2019

maditation 

An intense practice of focusing the mind on being mad with someone and exacting revenge.

His behaviour has really annoyed me again. I need to practice maditation. Mad Angry Annoyed Revenge

maditation by Barefootdriver August 9, 2016

Maritaed 

(1) When someone lobbies you to receive an invitation to your wedding because it is taking place in their home town, but you decide to schnide them anyway because it would be funny." (2)

"Ferry tried as hard as he could but he still got Marited for the wedding in Philly."

Maritaed by Cal Ripken April 28, 2004

marital fleas

when you've been together too long and you get the itches for something new

I am going to itch at my marital fleas all night long.

Damn, those maritals fleas made me hit your sister.

marital fleas by reeky December 15, 2008

meditationguru 

The pseudonym of a guy in India that teaches meditation techniques in mysore, india. Quite an esoteric and mysterious individual, he centers his teachings around universal meditation and the concept of oneness. Believes that we are unlimited and that meditation is the most amazing experience on planet Earth. Prefers not to disclose his religion.

Meditationguru teaches meditation techniques at his center and at his website at meditationguru.com

meditationguru by preserver257 July 28, 2009