lurkathon 

A lurker spending hours at a time lurking on unsuspecting people. (kind of like a stake out)

Spending hours at a time staring at the facebook profiles of your neighbors without their knowledge.

Legally stalking someone for hours.

I saw Lauren screaming unintelligibly at her boyfriend! I'll have to go on a lurkathon to find out what happened...

lurkathon by KiraCameron December 27, 2010

lurkerbater

A person who anonymously watches a chat room while strumming their filthies.

There are 2 of us chatting but I see a third person is reading. It must be Raven, the original lurkerbater.

lurkerbater by Kaiservonschizen March 19, 2014

insta-lurking 

The act of looking through someone's Instagram account, going past 30 weeks and not liking a single post.

Guy 1; Bro I was looking through this one girls account for 2 hours.
Guy 2; Dude that's intense. Did you like any of her pics?
Guy 1; no way man I was 56 weeks into that shit.

Guy 2; so you were insta-lurking.

insta-lurking by Jackthebossdudebro January 19, 2016

Lurkdom 

Lurkdom is the state of sitting in the shadows of an internet chat room or newsgroup without participating

I must come out of lurkdom to let them know.

Lurkdom by kathyin October 22, 2011

Discord Lurker 

Someone who is part of a Discord Server, but rarely sends chats and NEVER joins the VC without mute and deafen on. These people are usually on for quite a while at a time, but you wont ever really see them interact.

Person 1: I've seen that guy on a lot, but never seen him talk.
Person 2: That's because he is a Discord Lurker

Discord Lurker by DiscordLurker March 29, 2022

Lurkatrate 

Means similar to "Lurk" and "Perpetrate" a Lurkatrator is someone who is a serial lurker. They come to a party and lurkatrate on every one, then leave without telling anyone.

"Dude showed up and just lurkatrated for about an hour then took off"

Lurkatrate by GBoots May 25, 2006

Lurkey 

A Lurkey is the "encouraged" crossbreed of a llama and a turkey found chiefly in the North American Wilderness. It is not a very social creature, and is commonly lurking solo just out of range of other animals' territory. It it prefers to lurk in the shadows as an observer.

Uninformed individual: "What is a Lurkey? A lion and a turkey?"

Scientist: "Guess Again."

Uninformed individual:"A lemur and a turkey?"

Scientist: "No, it is actually a llama and a turkey."

Now informed individual: "Why is it called a Lurkey?"

Scientist: "The lion and lemur did not result in a successful hybrid. We tried"

Lurkey by Mr. Moreau May 14, 2013