lumber slumber

Lumber slumber:
When you sleep like a log. Sound asleep. Log, lumberjack.

She fell asleep on the couch watching full house again! She's in a deep lumber slumber.

by POOBS November 13, 2013

laxative lumber company

A RARE BOI PAJ, NEVER SEEN BEFORE, DERVIEVED FROM THE LATIN WORLD THATCHERINA

you call all of our classmates are part of the laxative lumber company because they are boi pajs

by MS. LISA MAMAMAMMAAMAMAM April 16, 2021

lumbered

slanted , fallen

silas, kemp has lumbered on my mom

by vhye March 23, 2022

Lumber jack

Its a dealer

-I'm gonna get some treez

-what's your lumber jack?

by Iuqurhua January 26, 2022

Chipper and Sons Lumber Co.

the best fucking game ever
fnaf be damned yall should really play this

Chipper and Sons Lumber Co. was a game by Scott Cawthon that failed miserably just because the characters looked creepy, leading to the creation of FNAF. This was entirely undeserved, because although FNAF is a great franchise, Chipper and Son was still great aside from the visual style.

by UnknownTheComedian January 17, 2025

lumber beans

Are small beans that are cunfused for lima bean.

"do you like spinach?"
"no ewwie"
"Do you like lima beans?"
"What did you say? Lumber beans?"

by Cody and Mariel Sweet November 19, 2007

Stumpy lumber jack

To wake up with morning wood late for work show up and your dick gets caught in a wood chipper.

Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.

by Pours when it rains December 12, 2023