Lover's Egg Roll

When you wrap your dick in rice paper and dunk it in duck sauce.

My girl wanted Chinese food so I gave her a "lover's egg roll".

by Kokus_Wild March 1, 2024

Lover boy method

That's not me is it? The weaponized schizophrenia? See, it's a problem when they do it to women, right? Is this not a problem? Yeah it is... You know you fucked up... Hey, I tried to warn you.

Hym "I'm watching Ben Shapiro's video on Andrew Tate's 'grift' and I noticed... That it's a complete an utter LIE. It's a lie. You accuse a guy of grifting... And then lie. Blatantly! If your critique of Andrew Tate... Does not involve me... You are lying. No mention of me. No mention of the 'lover boy method.' And then your whole team does a series of debates with a guy who is literally doing the same thing and he wife left him when she found out he wasn't Hym. You know you're lying. He's just doing my plan to become better than Joe Rogan. You know that. Gayve Jewben made a video about someone else being a grifter the same day. Everyone and their brother accuse the 2 of them of being grifters... Everything is a grift! Everyone is a grifter (apparently). It's madness! And then you're shilling for a government that is actively starving children! So you can even use the 'But Hym threatens kids!' The Jews are murdering them, actively! And you're defending them! No, it's- You're done. No 'don't mess with our kids' moment. I was right. Everyone but me was wrong. You should have done what I told you to do immediately. You should be doing what I'm telling you to do now. You lose. I win. I'm the better one. You're an idiot for trying to resist me. You should be holding your wive's legs open for me so I can fuck them with greater ease. I was the correct one all along. I could have saved you all but you wouldn't let me and now you look like a retarded bitch."

by Hym Iam April 21, 2024

Lover Callots

A japanese band that is criminally underrated. I haven’t found all of their music, and though it can be found on YouTube and Apple Music, I think Spotify is the best collection of their songs. The music I have found so far was released from 2003 to 2010.

Joanne: damn, that baseline slaps, and the singer has a cute voice! Who is this?
John: a band named Lover Callots

by Nimrod JR December 23, 2024

lover on a leash

The term, lover on a leash, describes when someone loves another, but that one person only wants something other than love, only keeping that person around for when they need them occasionally.

I can't be your lover on a leash, the kiss that you dont need.

by Kenz.wags January 28, 2025

Lover Damage

Causing damage to someones insides.

“Imma give you some lover damage 😏”

by childrapier March 27, 2025

shoe lover

Someone with a shoe fetish. Shoe lovers usually prefer sweaty shoes over clean ones. Shoe lovers masturbate by humping shoes, shoving shoes up their butt, by shoving shoes up someone else's butt or by deepthroating shoes.

That gayboy said he wants to shove as many shoes as he can fit into Ryan's big bubble booty. He must be a shoe lover

by Gay ballerhino April 4, 2019

lily-pad lover

A person, most oftentimes female, who keeps a lover or steady until they find a new lover or steady that they feel, in some way, shape, form, or fashion, is an improvement from the older lover or steady.

John is gonna have to wake up and get a clue. I done told him about Betsy being a lily-pad lover. Now he's done got his heart broke cause she culled him yesterday. Shit, I saw that bitch with Doug at the sock-hop last week.

by Nikki Stixx December 10, 2018