bucket lister

Someone having a midlife crisis in the 2010s that is compulsively adding 'must do' things to their bucket list.

Bike shop employee: "Since cycling became the new golf, I had another guy drop $10,000 on a road bike, even though he hasn't exerted himself since he was 12 years old. Good luck with that, bucket lister."

by juan phat kat September 21, 2013

z-lister

Z-lister is a term for when you edited your phones contact information by putting a letter Z in front of their name on an individual you break up with or have a bad date with someone. Putting a letter Z puts the contact at the bottom of your contacts.

Bob broke up with Tina and now she is a z-Lister. Hey Tom, Mike wants to know if you want to date one of his z-Listers.

by dailybragger June 21, 2014

Listerine

From the Cockney Slang word 'septic' which was short for septic tank...yank.

So to say that someone was anti-septic means anti-american...Listerine.

Clear as mud that one!

That Osama Bin Laden is a right old Listerine!

by Afroken November 14, 2003

Lispering

The act of whispering and speaking with a lisp simultaneously to achieve an uncannily creepy effect.

"Ith not safe to drink an' drive, Tavithh."
"What?"
"I thaid ith not thafe to drink an' drive!"
"Dude, stop lispering. You're weirding me out."

"Thally, come play with me, ith okay!"
*crying*

by GrawFawkes December 16, 2010

Lesperate

(n) Desperate lesbian:
A lesbian who tries to convert straight women into becoming lesbians, because they are either an A. (See LESBIAN BY DEFAULT) or B. Still has underlying, unnannounced, emotions towards a man that she refuses to admit to, therefore becoming a bitch to the guy's new found girlfriend out of jealously.


Often falls under the category of LESBIAN BY DEFAULT, LESBIATCH,
LESBIAN WHORE HOUND, and LESBORE

Girl 1: Dude. why does she keep trying to recruit all of our straight friends into lesbians?

Girl2: Idk, she's probably just Lesperate...

by gotchabitchhh January 21, 2009

Listerine Challenge

Something that's only a challenge for the lowest most disgusting people. If you have an oral STD or no hygiene from basement dwelling and tendies eating than you may find holding Listerine in your mouth challenging. But if you aren't a cousin fucking piece of garbage its no challenge at all and doesn't hurt lol

I woulda made out with the bitch but she couldn't do the Listerine challenge for 30 secs so imma pass on catching that gum disease

by Frunkis fag November 14, 2018

Russian Mouthwash / Russian Listerine

After a male has ejaculated semen into a partners mouth, the partner follows through with taking a shot of extremely cold vodka, swishing both semen and vodka and then swallowing whole.

Examples for Russian Mouthwash / Russian Listerine.

Jacks partner took a shot of Russian Listerine, Jack replied with "It's dynamite against germs"

Kristina was feeling frisky, and wanted to show Andy how to properly do a Russian Mouthwash.

Kristina: "Andy, do you know what a Russian Mouthwash is?"

Andy: "Isn't that where you just use vodka as mouth wash?"

Kristina: "Yes... But let me show you how to do real Russian Mouthwash"

by Maximus Penetratus February 8, 2014