Lester

When you get weed that looks shitty but turns out to be mind-blowing.

Ted: "Damn dude that looks like schwag"
Brian: "No dude, I don't know. I have a good feeling"
(after smoking)
Ted: "Damn this is some Lester!"
Brian: "Hell yeah."

by Runescapeisreallycoolman September 8, 2011

leetard

A denigration term, combination of Leet and Retard.

That tool is leet, what a leetard!
You are so leet you are retarded!
Leet to a point of retardness.
If you could be more leet youd be retarded!

by wildone July 19, 2006

Lesta

The slang word used for the city of Leicester in England, used in texts.

C U in lesta @ 6!
Wot were u doin in lesta erlier?

by Rob Edwards December 14, 2006

Hairy lester

To ejaculate into anothers male or females happy highway(a happy trail that is way to fucking big) then force the person to eat it off

Hooker number12- can u just give me a hairy lester i cant handle any more cumshots in my face
Tainty salad- i dont see why either way this is going in your mouth

by tainty salad May 23, 2011

daniel lester

Phillip Lester's Daddy

Daddy Daniel Lester

by Does_Jumin_Han_is_gay May 13, 2017

Lesterday

Any day previous to today.

Father; Have you seen my phone?

Daughter; Yeah I saw it in the bedroom lesterday.

In this instance she meant over a week.

by Bumbooo January 16, 2014

Leftard

The opposite of a rightard, but just as horrible.

Leftard: I identify as wefokweofkoakwefokgender.
Sane person: Dude you're a fucking idiot. There are only two genders.
Leftard: REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!111!!1!!11!

by Inquisitive Walnut August 10, 2019