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Poon Lagoon

A place with lots of beautiful women.
Dude, this place is filled with hotties. It's like a poon lagoon!

I was just swimming in that poon lagoon.

There is a bevy of beautiful women here; it's a poon lagoon if you will.
by Special 'K' March 1, 2008
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Largo Packers

Largo High school, established in 1914 is well known for their athletics and not much else. Largo's sports teams are called the packers, this is because when the school was formed largo was largely a farming community and most of the students parents were workers at a citrus packing plant. So the team was named in their honor.

The best high shcool football team in the state of Florida. Known for a nearly exclusive Running game led by Brynn Harvey, who on average runs for 300 yards a game. Largo usually rapes their rival Clearwater High, but the rivalry going on since the 20s has resulted in very few Clearwater wins. Largo's other rival Seminole High led an amazing season in the late 70s but has since fizzled out and usually goes 2-8. It's well known amongst the county that Largo is unstoppable, so when ever a team goes against Largo they pretty-much mark that as a Loss.

In essence, the 300 Spartans would run away crying if they played the packers in football.
Clearwater student: Largo raped us, again!
Largo student: Why did you guys even show up?

Commentator: Largo just broke through (Your team here)'s defense for a touchdown. That would be the 12th time tonight.

Football Coach: We're going against the Packers tonight, lets try to score, but it we dont, hey, it's the Packers.

Leonidas: Tonight, we dine in hell!
Spartan: Why?
Leonidas: Cause we're playing the Largo Packers.
by Dan Lash November 12, 2007
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Laycock

Verb. to laycock; The act of begging for sex.
Man after homecoming, Mike was so desperate that he started laycocking his date.
by MrBubbles0005 November 14, 2007
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Mar-A-Lago

It's a strange hue, it's not really orange or yellow, it's Mar-A-Lago.
Mar-A-Lago is an over-hued combination of orange and yellow, it's like when you make a drawing of Donald Trump and you run out of orange and yellow, but Mar-A-Lago will fix that.
by Lionheart1200 July 23, 2018
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Laggot

n. insult or title of a person on a online game such as Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 or Halo 3 who creates much lag, purposely or unintentionally, ruining the game expeirience for other players. They are often referred to as "that fag on our team who is lagging"
Dude, somebody tell that laggot to leave the game, he's making my children cry!
by bullcrapper January 3, 2010
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lagosaurus

an all knowing greek boy who thinks that he is the last dinosaur alive and lives in a jungle amongst primates.
Its a bird, its a plane, ITS A LAGOSAURUS! Where is my shot gun?
by Crystal McNeely December 1, 2006
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Lagoon Monster

a trick used to scare young children, preferably while in water
Lagoon Monster- "Im the Lagoon Monster, ABOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO"
child- "your not scary"
Lagoon monster- "Your parents dont love you"
by Pete DeFilippo August 6, 2007
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