Landon 

Is a piece of shit

Did you just take a Landon?

Landon by PimpDaddySwagLad January 7, 2016

landon 

The happiest anorexic you'll ever meet, constantly cuts himself with his father's clipped toenails and thuroghly enjoys the sensation of gargling balls down his throat

That guys is a Landon.

landon by Pinged Clit October 8, 2016

Landon 

Some fuck boy with a fat head or "Big Head." This man suffers from erectile disfunction and having a big ass head, okay... he's got a fucking egg for a head.

Jesus, Carl being a Landon again.

Landon by BooperSkooper March 18, 2017

Landon 

I gay boy with I Lil pecker

I hate Landon's

Landon by Koebin June 4, 2016

Landon 

Stupid, pink toes, inbred looking, cracker jack, mother fucker, sister fister
He likes to bang his cousins

"Landon is an inbred retard"

Landon by ilikehotboys69 January 23, 2018

Landon 

Is a guy who can't go 5 secs without looking at a girls ass

He is a jerk

He loves drama

Have you heard about Landon
No

He is so hot

He likes drama

nevermind

Landon by Ace Hardin February 19, 2019

Landon 

Someone with a dead dad, bitch-handicapped grandma, and a piece of shit household.

AW, look at that Landon! Bet he's a Landon!

Landon by Seamore Dick May 21, 2011