ass lantern

a person who believes that the light of the earth comes from there ass

good thing i woke up early today, otherwiese my ass lantern would have burned out

by the greesy man with big nutts May 23, 2011

Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster

(n) A claimed conspiracy plan brought upon by dominatrixes and ten year old bullies to torture the groins of men and stinky poopy brains, in public for maximum humiliation.

(v) Anxiously awaiting a strong two minute long suckerpunch to you ballsack

(n) Guy 1: sigh
Guy 2: What's the matter.
Guy 1: Tonights role playing night for me and the misses.
Guy 2: Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster?
Guy 1: Yep.

(v) Dude, this dude just threatened me he's gonna hand my ass to me. I'm Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster-ing right now!!!

by theguiltyconscience August 17, 2011

jack-o-lantern

An exquistite way to carve pumpkins during the halloween season. Many have elaborate designs. They bring wonder and fright to all who view them.

scary pumpkin...scary pumpkin....scary pumpkin..........funny pumpkin....jack-o-lantern

by lalalalalalallal May 1, 2006

Green Lantern

When a girl uses a glow-stick as a dildo, whilst at night time, therefore, making a glow in her pussy.

Jennifer used that green glow-stick to do a green lantern at the party.

by METALLICA123 January 2, 2011

green lantern

The neo-urbanite hipster code-word for marijuana.

"Dude, i just scored an eighth of green lantern!"

by dinkytown999biotch August 6, 2007

crap o lantern

Pumpkin shaped crap that comes out around halloween time

Hey, check out the crap o lanterns this year!!!

by steve austin September 15, 2005

green lantern

Originally published by National comics, as a stroy about a man, alan scott, granted powers by, literally, a Green Lantern. During the silver age of comics, National (now DC) reintroduced the character, this time an inter gallactic law inforcer named Hal Jordan. Since that time the role of green lantern has been filled by John Stewart, Guy Gardner, and most recently, Kyle Rayner. The original, Alan Scott, resides on DC's Earth2, and now goes by Sentinel. Hal Jordan died after becoming obssed with power (nd becoming the being Paralax) but was resurected as The Spectre. He has since given up that identity. Kyle Rayner acts as Earths green lantern, and Guy Gardner and John Stewart continue to act as superheros within the Green Lantern Corps.

The Green lantern has the potntial of being the most powerful thing in the universe, so why is Kyle Rayner such a pussy?

by Salcker Apathy April 3, 2005