A very impotent person, with a small penis and are very annoying sometimes.
He have a penile disfunction
He have a penile disfunction
by Kalleslayer123 August 23, 2022
Get the Kalle mug.A kallef is a freakishly white abnormality, who will disappear and reappear out of your life. He has a wide general knowledge about the most random stuff ever and it is speculated he was read wikipedia as bedtime stories as a child until he knew them off by heart. He is constantly horny and has a penchant for Scandinavian girls and leggings. He swears constantly and has contributed greatly to the Maltese language in coining new unheard of phrases. He likes vodka and Rose D'anjou and will pass out and wake up in hospital at times. He does not know how to swim and will avoid summer activities.
Kallef: You saw that girl coming out of the canteen. Sweet Jesus Mary Joseph *** *** *** she was blonde, tall and amazing breasts that jiggle just so! It would be ********** ***** **** amazing to see her at the gym on the treadmill!
Friend: You are such a Kallef!
Friend: You are such a Kallef!
by mintyfreshnessgoodness November 23, 2011
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by QWERTYBEE October 23, 2011
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Get the Kallakaa mug.A mystical being inhabiting the east coast of New South Wales, Australia. Mostly recognized by its mane of messy, brown hair, wild eyes and cackling laugh sure to haunt those in its surrounding area. Tales of this horrific being tells of its unusual and disturbing sexual habits which pose a threat to both men and women, being allured to many things normal people refuse to see as attractive. This desire encompasses cannibals, individuals with mental instabilities and those considered "batshit insane".
The Kallisto alone has 'deemed' many individuals both real and fictional to be their own, having the power to diregard all copyright issues and gaining full responsibility of said person and/or character with the simple regard of "oh he's/she's hot"
The Kallisto alone has 'deemed' many individuals both real and fictional to be their own, having the power to diregard all copyright issues and gaining full responsibility of said person and/or character with the simple regard of "oh he's/she's hot"
Kallisto! Oh my god!
by ICREATEDTHECANNIBAL November 20, 2019
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