A sweet, loving, handsome kind of a guy. He will make sure that you always feel that someone is on your side. He will make you feel that you're a one of a kind. They always smell good. They can also be pretty blunt at sometimes but when it comes to love, they're usually not good at this type of "thing". I mean they're so perfect that God gave them something "not so perfect".
by cockbuster21 August 17, 2021
Get the Jian Kristianmug. Commonly mistaken for Tristan, Kristian's are known for harbouring an alter ego which comes out every time they pass a mirror. Although you must beware as they are known scone snatchers!! They are also Grandmas favourite cousin, but only issue is ... she thinks its Tristan.
by Granny54321 March 21, 2023
Get the Kristianmug. a cute as boyfriend that loves u no matter what happens and then u think that he think u like someone else but really u have fallen more deeply in love with him then you think
him: "whos that?"
her: "well hes my kristian"
him: "uh but that means...."
her: "yeah i know"
him: "ok.."
her: "well hes my kristian"
him: "uh but that means...."
her: "yeah i know"
him: "ok.."
by ok fineeee September 14, 2020
Get the kristianmug. The Kristian metaphor relates to someone whose reputation (usually lies spread by ex fuck boys) is that of a harlot, and one with an IQ lower than that of Forrest Gump, but is in fact not a harlot and quite intelligent; far more than the average fuck boy believes. Often simple projection but on a larger scale.
"Everyone thinks I'm a dumb slut, but usually the guys I date and it's always THEM who cheat and quite frankly, are as slow as a Windows 98 with 2k songs downloaded by Napster. Why does the Kristian Effect have to curse ME?!?!"
by Flopstar89 July 2, 2023
Get the The Kristian Effectmug. He is the real king savage and he’s very sexy and cool and he owns everyone because he is king savage. He is also god
by Iamkingsavage December 8, 2020
Get the Kristianmug. Kristian also known as king savage is a very sexy human. He owns everyone on earth. People also think he is a god and everyone bows down to him and everyone worships him. He is truly the best king in the world
by anonymous December 8, 2020
Get the Kristianmug. A person who may have extreame self worth issues and my lie about what they know, like lying about knowing how many volts a battery holds and only mention it after the information is found in order to always have the right answer. And may as well put down/ sabotage friends in order to make them appear more mature.
Wait, Kristian you knew that my alternator was what was wrong with my car all along how come you didn't say anything?
by GuyManDudeHomosapian May 19, 2022
Get the Kristianmug.