kristian

a fatass retard who got rejected by 17 girls in a row

oi, my mate can't seem to land a girl, he's such a kristian

by stop lurking C: May 11, 2025

kristian kostov

KRISTIAN KOSTOV IS ONE OF THE BEST ARTISTS. HE LOVES BTS AND ESPECIALLY SUGA AND HE'S A BALL OF SUNSHINE . ALSO HE HAS A WEIRD OBSESSION WITH THE POPULAR BAND 1D. HIS FAVE IS HARRY OR NIALL. WOWOWO

how hot is kristian kostov?
too much.

by Myheartisinhavana August 8, 2018

Kristian Eli

Kristian Eli is the leader of bulking season, he invented 'bulking' in 2004 when he was born.

You ate burger king yesterday, you are a Big Kristian Eli.
Also a term commonly used for morbidly gay obese men.

by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021

Kristian Uremovic

A man who has a micro penis and an intense sexual attraction for vegans and liberals

Oh no, I am turning into a Kristian Uremovic!

by Japan101 March 2, 2021

The Kristian Effect

The Kristian metaphor relates to someone whose reputation (usually lies spread by ex fuck boys) is that of a harlot, and one with an IQ lower than that of Forrest Gump, but is in fact not a harlot and quite intelligent; far more than the average fuck boy believes. Often simple projection but on a larger scale.

"Everyone thinks I'm a dumb slut, but usually the guys I date and it's always THEM who cheat and quite frankly, are as slow as a Windows 98 with 2k songs downloaded by Napster. Why does the Kristian Effect have to curse ME?!?!"

by Flopstar89 July 2, 2023

Kristian

He is the real king savage and he’s very sexy and cool and he owns everyone because he is king savage. He is also god

Kristian (king savage) is my lord and savior

by Iamkingsavage December 8, 2020

Kristian

A small dick man, who doesn't respect women, and is short as hell also walks funny, tries to be nonchalant but is really a loser

person 1: omg he is so short und ugly person 2: yeah he's defenitely a Kristian.

by karie_girl April 3, 2025