koshelal

koshelal

Something that is kosher and halal at the same time

Why don't Muslims consider kosher food koshelal? Jews consider halal food not only halal, but koshelal.

by Sexydimma March 17, 2015

kooch juice

aka vaginal discharge

dude clean up all that kooch juice from last night

by kittykatttttttt February 27, 2016

khooshboo

A girl with the cutest smile, a descent look, an innocent mind, a good dancer and sharp by mind.

Wow that girl looks khooshboo.

by Slayingyou January 13, 2018

kooch smoocher

Slang term for ‘lesbian’. Or really anybody who likes kooch.

Dude: “I’m gonna try and pick her up tonight”
Mate: “No chance- she’s a kooch smoocher”

by Smartmouth78 July 16, 2019

Koophat

Synonym for Phat Ass, Big tatas, and cock.

She’s got some big koophats. Look at her Koophat.

by Koophat December 12, 2019

Kosher Shlong

The Jewish penis. The longest, largest, scientifically most loved penis in the world. No group can dare compare to the absolute huge Godzilla cock that is the Jewish Penis. It is Gods chosen shlong.

He made me cum 6 times in a row, and on the 7th time...He did it again. That Kosher Shlong was amazing.

by 01001100 01101111 01100111 011 January 19, 2021

kosher phone

It is the most kosher a phone can get. A phone called "Quaha-Sarah" (sounds suspiciously like our matriarch), free of the modern day tumah and pritzus of the traditional smartphone, this phone will make you the frummest on the block. If you want to create an even stronger gedder, you can even TAG your kosher phone to ensure your flip phone is truly Mehadrin.

"Yo, is your phone even kosher bro?"
"Yeah, it's a kosher phone!"

by internlyfe January 25, 2021