Illuminati

They are a secret agenda starting from a few millennia ago. The early civilisation made a law that the population must be on or under 500,000,000 people in order not to destroy the Earth. The illuminati are assigned to do that by killing people, making people have only one child per couple, all for reducing population.

Do not trust any mass media. Do not trust in any bullshit that breaks the laws of physics. They are using HAARP to create artificial weather to destroy us. Only half a million of us will survive after world war 3. New world order is coming soon. And it is because the Revelation told us.

Huge clouds of locusts attack us.
Then the fake saviour came.
Then so on...

Illuminati: go to space man! We will put you in a rocket.
Guy: why?
Illuminati: we are helping nature.
Guy: you can't do that!

by Ardune October 23, 2014

Illuminati

A secret organization that consist of the most famous and powerful people on earth. There goal is to take control of the world using the media to influence people.

ILLUMINATI COMFIRMED!!!!!

by Blah blah blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh December 7, 2015

Illuminati GC

A group of retards that keep getting exposed, cuz they're dumb as shit

"I'm racist and a fag ok" ~ Aleck from Illuminati GC

by Panchitohater June 4, 2019

United Illuminating

slow fucking douchbag power company employee

that United Illuminating can't seem to get my power back on in a decent period of time considering it didn't go out till an hour after the storm passed!!

by GodOfLinux September 1, 2011

Illuminati

A drinking game similar to beirut, except that the triangle of cups has 13 cups in the back row, rather than 4. Furthermore, the cups in the middle of the 5th and 7th rows contain an additional full beer (for a total of 1 and 1/5), rather than the usual 1/5. The game is played with 3 people per team, and a simple game (coin toss, rock/paper/scissors, eye to eye, etc) is used to determine who shoots first. All other rules are similar to beirut, which some may call beer pong.

Two straight games of Illuminati are enough to fuck anyone up.

by Dan A December 28, 2005

Illuminati

The organization initially founded in 1776 as the Bavarian Illuminati. Known for being a huge conspiracy. Their internet-famous logo is the green eye in the triangle. Probably watching you rn. Now a dead meme

The Illuminati is destined to set the New World Order

bill cipher looks like the fucking Illuminati

by 1babucu1 November 3, 2018

illuminati trap

A secret recording device often used in hospitals that allows telepathic group chat conversations.

That Illuminati trap changed my name without my permission!

by xida January 12, 2019