keating

n; an extremely large vaginal wart. See also herpes

You know the whore on 23rd and Main? Well I heard she has contracted keating and is spreading it to all of the guys now.

by u8myc00kie May 1, 2006

Kepted

The past tense of kept. When you've kept something for so long it doesn't exist anymore.....what?

I kepted the microwave.....what?

by Hughelia November 10, 2010

Keating

To be discovered retrospectively on facebook to have been wearing the same clothes three days in a row, probably owing to the effects of excessive drinking.

A: Wow, I've just noticed Johnny is wearing the same shirt every day in this new album.
B: I know, what a Keating.

by thickit3 August 1, 2010

Kelptic

Kelptic is an insane Minecraft youtuber, who is really good at building. He’s friends with the insane graphic designer xProFX or other known as Jon. Kelptic’s Arch nemesis is Harry, another member on the SMP that Kelptic desires with all his heart. He also has a massive penis and is a complete sex God.

Kelptic is the best.

by Kelptic August 27, 2019

Kenting

the act of performing sexual acts onto or into a .

I caught Cody Kenting the family dog!!!!!

by gerry12 March 20, 2009

kentisbeare

the place where my housemate is from. my housemate is a cycle-riding bank interest obsessed, engineering good-for-nothing do-nothing waste of space. kentisbeare is associated with him as everybody from kentisbeare is one.

therefore, to be a kentisbeare is to be " a cycle-riding bank interest obsessed, engineering good-for-nothing do-nothing waste of space"

"look, kill the kentisbeare"
"kentisbeare, my arse"
"spear the kentisbeare"
"you're sheer kentisbeare"

by jdoodson April 6, 2009

kept nigga

a man that has a older woman or cougar take care of them

You are a kept nigga!

by KEPT NIGGA January 11, 2017