kool keith

kool keith is the best MC ever. he's better than every other MC.

i like to listen to records by kool keith.

by tht! tne April 20, 2005

Keith Vaz

An amnesic bald washing machine salesman from Leicester with a predilection for Romanian male sex workers and cocaine.

Keith prefers to discuss paid-for sex using the term 'redecorating my flat' .

Any official investigation into the washing machine salesman is hampered by his repeatedly failing to answer direct questions, giving incomplete answers and non-cooperation despite his background in providing oversight of important elements of the criminal justice system, including the police and the criminal law.

'I've got a big job on tonight; got to redecorate Keith Vaz's flat'

'Can't stop mate, got to deliver this snow to Mr Vaz. He's having another suds party at his flat'

'Buna ziua- boonuh zeewah Mr Vaz, do you need Marius, Florin and Dragos to come an dredecorate your flat again this week?'

by Cthulhu's little brother October 28, 2019

Keith Arsewank

Keith Arsewank was born on UK Twitter on 27 March 2023. Formally known as Keith R Swank, a Constitutional Conservative, wants to keep the US republic safe by arming teachers and as a result was rechristened to Arsewank because of his idiotic tweets. He wants to Wank4America

That gun nut is a total Keith Arsewank, don't be a Keith

by Artijoke March 30, 2023

Pulling a Keith

Eating ass and immediately chasing it down with a beer.

“Bro I’m thinking about Pulling a Keith on redacted tomorrow night.”

by seawvsh May 18, 2020

Keith Adam

A sneaker youtuber that helps people cop hyped releases whether they're going manual or using a bot to cook the release. He owns a cook group called Endurance which has many tools for members to use for free and is one of the best cook groups on Discord for reselling.

Cleamsey: Did you watch Keith Adam new video?

Ps is a cool person: Which one?

Cleamsey: Sneakers To Resell

Ps is a cool person: Yes

Lil Juan: Yeah

GiraffeKing: Yeah

Able: Yeah

Tombo: Yes

by Poos1235 September 22, 2020

Darell Keith

Someone who will betray you and leave you when you need them the most

Darell Keith took another job at a different school and will no longer be our teacher

by imma miss you December 17, 2019

Clover Keith

Award-winning point of sale technology consultant notorious for saying “I gotta boot up.”

If it weren’t for Clover Keith, our restaurant would still be in the Stone Age.

by Clover Keith March 10, 2022