Happy kale(idoscope) vincent the third

Massive pessimistic attitude. Sunburnt.

"Jesus is a scam"

"Woah! Is that Happy kale(idoscope) vincent the third?"
"Yeah, you can tell because"

by Augsutnmc April 28, 2022

Kale Bennett

A former glorious artist famous in r/aceattorneycirclejerk known for making the "Art too good for the main sub series", until he made the foolish and selfishdecision to stop drawing and left the poor members of AACJ starving to tears for peak content

Person 1: Kale Bennett has abandoned us...
Person 2: Day 179 no kalebennet drawings

by starterpack February 13, 2025

Kale Cushing

A great looking guy who everyone either loves or hates. No in between. Plays football. Loves FSU.

Look at that hot ripped guy. Reminds me of “Kale Cushing”

by Definitelynotkale July 29, 2021

Kale

Kale is a Finnish name and they are usually very annoying and bad at everything.

Ugh here comes Kale...I hate him so much

by Maybe that one April 22, 2022

kale kholin

a non ሰገጥ guy who knows that urban dictionary is open to the public for inserting and editing the definition of any word and so doesnt screenshoot definitions of his name and post it on facebook because its nothin special u can literally edit it to say whatever the fuck u want 🤦🏾 ♂️

also a knights radiant #ifykyk

be like kale kholin he's cool

by kalekholin November 24, 2021

Kale

Kale is a unique little creature with something bigger than most people can handle in his mind. Kale loves pain as much as he loves pleasure. He’ll be a great friend as long as you don’t break his heart twice.

The doctor says Kale has anal fissure. So Kale explains how and why he got there by showing photos of his hot boyfriend.

by asiaisbetterthanamerica November 22, 2021

Papa Kale

a highly sophisticated individual; commonly come acrosses as a fatherly damsel. don’t be fooled by the term “papa” it is merely a term of endearment

“it’s a bird it’s a plane”
“no it’s PAPA KALE”

“i wish i was important”

“too bad ur not papa kale”

by relwigsnion April 21, 2018