To masturbate, to knock one off.
eg: One
'Man, i could do with a Josh, i'm so horny'
'Well, to Josh now would be nice, but you'll have to wait'
Or
eg: Two
Joe: 'Ahh, that Josh last night was mega'
Conor: 'I could really use one, I haven't had a Josh for quite some time.'
eg: Three
'Look at her! I'd give that a Josh!'
'Man, i could do with a Josh, i'm so horny'
'Well, to Josh now would be nice, but you'll have to wait'
Or
eg: Two
Joe: 'Ahh, that Josh last night was mega'
Conor: 'I could really use one, I haven't had a Josh for quite some time.'
eg: Three
'Look at her! I'd give that a Josh!'
by E-W-THE-GINGER June 16, 2009
Get the To Josh mug.Josh is a dyslexic teen with a hunchback. And will try to make a joke funny but fails miserably. He also has OCD and loves when things are symmetrical and is also big gay.
by Obeysooza March 13, 2019
Get the Josh mug.Verb: the act of whispering and or yelling penis at complete strangers at random times then often followed by running and strange giggling.
man: the world sure is a strange place isn't kid. but don't worry i...(whisper) penis, penis, penis, penis.
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed
by SoAn14 December 9, 2010
Get the joshed mug.A guy liked by many girls. He is in the popular group but is very quiet. Josh is hot, but can still look like the cutest little kid ever. You never know what he is thinking because he would rather scooter than talk. The hoes go for him even though he is not for that life. Some girls will be led on by him and will be disappointed when they learn how he really feels. All in all josh is the most amazing boy ever.
by Josh lover💋💋 April 17, 2017
Get the Josh mug.Josh: Looks like the most utter, complete, akward guy in the world, but is just very self conchious...
He loves to write, he loves to drool over the sadest, mopiest films, but later creates the most beautiful piece of writing you could ever know...
He is bullied, but his utter words once the bullies have turned away
are to die for.
This man's words are inspiration from above, it's as if he gets all his great thoughts from God's perfect palms himself.
He has nice, sleek hair, usually your average brunette *hint *hint
His biggest enemy is usually a Jake
Jake's are players, Josh does not like players, because they have no good words to hit the ladies with besides
( ---- me gurl ) LOL
Joshes words can really truly woohoo a girl, and usually she's not going to be the biggest bitch, but the biggest heart..
Because Joshes are poetic, and they want true poetic material to nuggle with.
He loves to write, he loves to drool over the sadest, mopiest films, but later creates the most beautiful piece of writing you could ever know...
He is bullied, but his utter words once the bullies have turned away
are to die for.
This man's words are inspiration from above, it's as if he gets all his great thoughts from God's perfect palms himself.
He has nice, sleek hair, usually your average brunette *hint *hint
His biggest enemy is usually a Jake
Jake's are players, Josh does not like players, because they have no good words to hit the ladies with besides
( ---- me gurl ) LOL
Joshes words can really truly woohoo a girl, and usually she's not going to be the biggest bitch, but the biggest heart..
Because Joshes are poetic, and they want true poetic material to nuggle with.
by bitchasshoecunthipturner May 17, 2017
Get the Josh mug.A guy that is crazy and textbook smart but he has no common sense. When he thinks he’s making a joke he’s annoying but if he isn’t trying then he’s hilarious
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