Jonathan

Typically a bum at everything he does, especially video games

The was really Jonathan at 2k17

by Marcus Stewart May 12, 2017

Jonathan

A generally stupid or slow person. This person is usually offended by everything, and a fuckboy.

You know, you’ve been acting like a Jonathan lately.

by Dancingdogger March 3, 2019

Jonathan

A smelly tall creature that likes game of thrones even though he can fit right into the show. This so called “Jonathan” typically lives in the northwest part of the region in an igloo, even though he can’t fit in it.

This huge Jonathan just cut me in line at the grocery store.

by Ekul132 April 28, 2019

Jonathan

Verb. When someone replies in stale or dry text messages, such as "k", "Oof" "Yee", etc.

My ex broke up with me because I would always Jonathan when we would text.

by That1buscus April 12, 2020

Jonathan

A man with a flat ass and a ridiculous amount of sass

My husband is such a Jonathan

by iknowyoubutdoyouknowme? February 7, 2022

Jonathan

Jonathan is handsome, cool, nice, not a simp, skilled kisser, good at sports, ripped, and has a long dick.

Girl 1: damn he’s cute as fuck. Girlfriend: damn you have a long one
Girl 2: I know right his name is Jonathan Jonathan: I’m not even hard tho

Girl 1: to be honest he got me wet as fuck. Girlfriend: wait so it can go longer nice can’t wait 😝

Girl 2: that’s what every girl says about him

by Anonymous83838 November 10, 2020

Jonathan

Jonathan's are wonderful people. They are usually tall and slender. They are really good at football and are good people. Sometimes they break their bones but they heal fast because they are troopers. They can be in a school band too. They are very adorable and attractive also. They tend to have a medium deep voice. If you are friends with a Jonathan then you are a lucky person

Random person: wow is that Jonathan?

Another random person: yeah he is just so cute!! He broke his hand today. But he will be ok.

by Ratty baddie October 2, 2019