Jonathan

the sexiest man alive smartest and gets the most girls in all of history.

woo dog jonathan is sexy, i wish i was jonathan

by jkbaby May 10, 2010

Jonathan

Big dick and everyone loves him

Oh Jonathan

by Blacyoungstafb May 21, 2017

Jonah Nut Sandwich

Tis when you ejaculate semen upon a peanut butter and fluff sandwich originally

Girl: Hey what is this sandwich it is sooo good.
Me: It is my classic Jonah Nut Sandwich

by RCCMMJNC December 1, 2017

Jonathan Vu

Jonathan is what most people would consider a lost cause. In some cases, one could consider that he is even further than a lost cause to the point of a clown. He is the type of person to do homework during a test and sleep on the floor during class.

Jonathan Vu is beyond hope and a lost cause to his friends.

by Pappers123 February 23, 2020

Jonas Haukås

Når en person (often en høy gutt med blondt hår) er så ubeskrivelig homo at han skinner som glitter og lube. Et verb ofte brukt under den 2. Verdenskrig når noen var super duper homo.

Hvorfor tok du meg på ballene det var et sykt Jonas Haukås momente.
Eller
Fy faen har du hørt om Lukas og Fredrik jeg tror de puler, de er så sykt Jonas Haukås.

by Hattemannen November 2, 2020

Jonathan Brandis

Jonathan was an amazing actor. The most beautiful human that ever walked on earth. Everyone loved him and cared for him. He was a gift from god.

Jonathan Brandis is perfect, no one can not love him.

by Jbabe1 April 24, 2021

The Jonas

The act of having an intercourse with a girl who is thicc and but you happened to be dummy thicc and your ass cheeks are clapping louder than hers

Her: what's that noise?

Me: it's just me doing the jonas

by Jizziwizzi July 20, 2019