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Johnathan Chen

Failed his bio test, but is pretty hot ngl.
A: Yo, you hear about Johnathan Chen?
B: Yea, he failed his test right?

A: Yea, but like he's pretty hot
by Magnolian November 18, 2021
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Johnathon

Johnathon is a charming southern man who has a lot of potential but believes his worth is defined by women… whether it be the women he sleeps with or the women he gives attention to. What Johnathon doesn’t realize is he doesn’t need all that, because he’s perfect just the way he is. He’s a bit too strong willed, but could have a lasting love if he let go of his pride. He cares too much about his ego and not enough about his partner’s feelings. This will catch up to him when he’s 30. He loves to help others in need. He’ll make you feel safe if you are in a dangerous area. He’s amazing at cuddling. He’s good at romantic lines. He has mesmerizing blue eyes and long dark hair. He has really nice facial hair that isn’t patchy. He has a sweet innocent smile and the sweetest voice and southern accent you’ll ever hear. You won’t break his heart, but he’ll certainly break yours.
Oh no, not a Johnathon. Pass the whiskey, I’m about to get my heart broken.
by Prettierthanthesunset November 23, 2021
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Johnathon

Johnathon is a charming southern man who has a lot of potential but believes his worth is defined by women… whether it be the women he sleeps with or the women he gives attention to. What Johnathon doesn’t realize is he doesn’t need all that, because he’s perfect just the way he is. He’s a bit too strong willed, but could have a lasting love if he let go of his pride. He cares too much about his ego and not enough about his partner’s feelings. This will catch up to him when he’s 30. He loves to help others in need. He’ll make you feel safe if you are in a dangerous area. He’s amazing at cuddling. He’s good at romantic lines. He has mesmerizing blue eyes and long dark hair. He has really nice facial hair that isn’t patchy. He has a sweet innocent smile and the sweetest voice and southern accent you’ll ever hear. You won’t break his heart, but he’ll certainly break yours.
Oh no, not a Johnathon. Pass the whiskey, I’m about to get my heart broken.
by Prettierthanthesunset November 23, 2021
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Johnathan

My name is Johnathan
by bo44life November 24, 2021
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johnathan

"dude, Johnathan is such an asshole, I've tried to help her through her problems but she is ruining my fucking life!" -some jellie roleplayer
by not twisty :p December 27, 2021
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Johnathan Faraday

Johnathan is a ordinary dude that plays soccer. He is adopted and 50% Italian and is a huge fan of women. He also thinks that Steve Parker is the G.O.A.T.
What's a Johnathan Faraday?
- only the best human in the world.
by giorgio_chiellini24 January 18, 2022
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Johnathan prayer

A very bald tall and hot dude. He is an amazing friend and actor. Johnathan is my best friend.
by Special guy ;) March 16, 2022
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