Jelinda

A girl that is silly , laughs at anything , and likeshe parties. She is a girly girl and can pull anyone she wants. Keeps her circle small. Is fine and thicc.

Yo that girl JELINDA finna be mine

by Littlegreen April 22, 2019

Joblin

The Joblin is much like a Goblin, in terms of its horrible and feeble characteristics, except it takes the form of a human. You will always be able to find several in any large organisation. They are so corporate, they seem as if they are robots that have been programmed by the company.

They walk around with a glazed over look in their eyes repeating the party lines and never accepting any obvious issues. They will claim you're just negative when you point out obvious problems. They have no life outside of work, and wouldn't think twice about grassing you up for anything. You must be very careful if you find yourself working with a joblin.

There is no known way to defeat a Joblin, instead you must ensure you never express your true feelings about senior management, and make sure you work by the book.

Inevitably the Joblin will progress up the career ladder, and hire more Joblins. If this happens, your only choice is to find another job.

1."Did you tell Colin about the problems with that new procedure?"

"Yeah but he just said I was being negative"

"Oh he's such a Joblin"

2. Paul's had a go at me for being 1 minute late this morning, he's not even a manager"

"Ignore him he's a Joblin"

by Bowshank December 15, 2018

joelin

Referring to the realest nigga in the Bern

That nigga Joelin stay quiet, what he be up to?

by Ikuzuto September 4, 2021

joelinton

A goat known to men and football alike. His record of 7 goals (and counting)in 81 games is unparalleled in world football. There has been no man more leng or beautiful to ever exist and it’s been known that millions of women and men support Newcastle just to catch a glimpse of his masculine presence. He is the epitome of male “sexiness”.

I want to be like Joelinton when I grow up.

by Goatlinton November 29, 2021

Joelinton

The greatest footballer ever known to man kind, who also possesses the greatest comeback of a career in world history. He was transferred over to Newcastle from Hoffenheim for £40 million to play BruceBall. As proven by many of the other players used by Steve Bruce, Steve didn’t know how to use him properly. He used Joelinton in the number 9 position, when at Hoffenheim he was used on the wing. Unsurprisingly, he was shocking. With many people thinking he found his level after scoring against Rochdale in the FA Cup. However, soon after, in October 2021, Newcastle United was taken over by the Public Investment Fund (80%), the Rueben Brothers (10%), and Amanda Staveley (10%). After one game, they sacked Steve Bruce and soon after hired Eddie Howe. This is a man who, in the words of Steve Bruce, ‘Got Bournemouth relegated’. While he was severely underfunded. The took over a year out to study managers elsewhere and came back ready. He took over Newcastle when they were 19th with no wins in 14 games and finished that season in 11th. In late December, Newcastle played Manchester United. This was the first game where Joelinton was used as a midfielder. He dropped a masterclass and nutmegged Marcus Rashford. This sky rocketed his confidence and has since then became a staple in Newcastles midfield, even with the likes of Bruno Guimaraes and Sandro Tonali.

‘Joelinton has dropped another masterclass’

‘When doesn’t he?’

by JoelintonLover August 13, 2023

Jelicous

To enjoy the jealousy that you elicit in others.

Hey did you see that girl's face when i told her i'm dating her Ex? Soooo Jelicous!

by jelicousOne January 19, 2018

Jelios

When you want something or someone that u can't have.

When your friend trys to spell jealous wrong on purpose and so they spelled it jelios so it just didn't work out.

by JC.l21 February 1, 2018