by UrbanMahogany April 26, 2015
Get the jocking mug.A jock is an idiot. For some reason,jocks get all the chicks even though they are arrogant and well..complete idiots. They think life's a sport and having sex with the cheerleaders. However, they end being the biggest losers.
" That jock thinks he's the king of the world because he's popular, but he's gonna end up being a loser flipping burgers at McDonalds."
I'm not saying all jocks end up flipping burgers, but usually the arrogant ones( and there's a lot of them)are the ones who end up being losers.
I'm not saying all jocks end up flipping burgers, but usually the arrogant ones( and there's a lot of them)are the ones who end up being losers.
by Eggy_Chuck5 May 30, 2005
Get the Jock mug.An arrogant dumbass who usually participates in football. He acts like he's "da tuffest thang on da block", and are usually popular. They own riced out Civics with Gullwing doors and a huge ass exhaust pipe, plus spinners. They consider themselves "gangstas" and "hardnuts". They usually listen to gangster rap and think they are black. For an example of a jock (though not exactly described in this definition), see Connor on the movie The New Guy.
And to the guy who said "omg dis word is used by goths anti-socialists punks bush supporters", shut the fuck up. Stop acting like a dumbass. Everyone knows goths/punks don't really envy the popular people.
And to the guy who said "omg dis word is used by goths anti-socialists punks bush supporters", shut the fuck up. Stop acting like a dumbass. Everyone knows goths/punks don't really envy the popular people.
Retarded jock:"Omg i love football, I hate rock because it aint gangsta, i love rap and everyone that isn't like me is a fucking geek omg omg omg omg omgomgomgomgomgomg"
by Blahb March 8, 2005
Get the Jock mug.A jock is someone who is very athletic and doesn't care about others. I don't recommend being a jock.
The jockyest names are : Andrew, Nate, Drew, Jonis, Harry, Allen
The jockyest names are : Andrew, Nate, Drew, Jonis, Harry, Allen
by No one will probably see this January 31, 2020
Get the Jock mug.by Linton November 6, 2003
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jocks, waste their time thinking that they will someday be a professional footballer without actually bothering to try in games or anywhere off the school team.
they are big headed, arrogant and often chavy. they only hang around with other jocks and chavs. they pick on the younger years in school (such as year sevens and year eights). they tend to be year 10s or 11s and think they rule high school (middle school for USA) (wake up call they don't)! they walk around getting in peoples way and ignoring them, making it very difficult to get through the hall ways! they are often late for form as they have been hanging around on the school field not necessarily playing sport. they only date cheerleaders or plastics.
they wear chavy clothes or school colors and can be like the chavs violent.
music wise they tend to like pop music and rap and cannot imagine a time past 2005 producing any good music and therefor banishing good bands from there play lists from as early as the year 2000
jocks tend not to aspire to anything after high school and tend to work in a department store or more likely in the local corner shop because the small amount a physical talent they had was wasted with not enough practise and they were relying on that talent to get a good job so have not bothered with their school work so it would be better to just stay away from them!
jocks, waste their time thinking that they will someday be a professional footballer without actually bothering to try in games or anywhere off the school team.
they are big headed, arrogant and often chavy. they only hang around with other jocks and chavs. they pick on the younger years in school (such as year sevens and year eights). they tend to be year 10s or 11s and think they rule high school (middle school for USA) (wake up call they don't)! they walk around getting in peoples way and ignoring them, making it very difficult to get through the hall ways! they are often late for form as they have been hanging around on the school field not necessarily playing sport. they only date cheerleaders or plastics.
they wear chavy clothes or school colors and can be like the chavs violent.
music wise they tend to like pop music and rap and cannot imagine a time past 2005 producing any good music and therefor banishing good bands from there play lists from as early as the year 2000
jocks tend not to aspire to anything after high school and tend to work in a department store or more likely in the local corner shop because the small amount a physical talent they had was wasted with not enough practise and they were relying on that talent to get a good job so have not bothered with their school work so it would be better to just stay away from them!
teacher: who wants to aspire to anything in later life
*most put their hands up*
teacher: OK then, who does not know what aspire means
*jocks put their hands up and then go back to texting*
*most put their hands up*
teacher: OK then, who does not know what aspire means
*jocks put their hands up and then go back to texting*
by spethy1 July 13, 2010
Get the jocks mug.What makes up approx. 89% of my school, so I know what I'm talking about when I say Jocks are:
~OBSESSED! with sports
~The masculine version of a slut
~Think I like them (OMG!)
~Think nothing else in the world matters except for sports
~Likes picking up a ho or two on the street
~Usually (but not always) gets poor grades
~Hates all other social cliques (geeks, preps, punks, etc)
~OBSESSED! with sports
~The masculine version of a slut
~Think I like them (OMG!)
~Think nothing else in the world matters except for sports
~Likes picking up a ho or two on the street
~Usually (but not always) gets poor grades
~Hates all other social cliques (geeks, preps, punks, etc)
Teacher: Today we will learn about meiosis...
Jock: FOOTBALL!
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Me: I'm trying out for Cora in our school play Nightfallen!
Jock: FOOTBALL!
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Me: Let me guess, football?
Jock: BASKETBALL!
Me: O_o
Jock: FOOTBALL!
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Me: I'm trying out for Cora in our school play Nightfallen!
Jock: FOOTBALL!
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Me: Let me guess, football?
Jock: BASKETBALL!
Me: O_o
by Persephone~ June 3, 2009
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