pickle jiffy

When ones penis finds itself in a jar of peanut butter

Eric Armentrout from Salem Virginia drunkinly woke up in a pickle jiffy

by eddylasko February 2, 2023

Spiffy in a Jiffy

When you are on the road, stop at a gas station for a blowjob, and leave right as you jizz.

"Meet anyone special on your road trip?"
"No, but some girl at a gas station gave me a Spiffy in a Jiffy."

by Mr. Manly Dan November 23, 2017

Jiffy

An actual measurment of time

Oh man, i wasted a jiffy, runs dead

by OrangeCougarSphere March 19, 2023

Jiffy

A vessel used in cleansing one’s nether regions upon completion of the act of evacuating the bladder or bowel.

Dude, I need the Jiffy stat!

by Wills Library September 11, 2020

qwiffy jiffy

Taking jiffy corn bread putting it in the vigina, then qwef it out

Jen likes to qwiffy jiffy ounce a week.

by Malaos3 March 21, 2017

Jiffy

A form of peanut butter that was turned into jif after years of realization that no one will ever call it jiffy again

I have a whole jar of jiffy in my cabinet

by IM GEY February 15, 2018

jiffy pop hat

a streatchy hat built to contain a large amount of hair, such as dreadlocks or an afro, in a large bulbous shape.

Desmond kept his dreads in check by stuffing them in a Jiffy Pop Hat.

by Todd-I July 19, 2023