Jessica

Super amazing, and beautiful girl that everybody likes.
She's like a Tiger. Majestic, graceful.
But she can and will rip you apart if you betray her.
She is a overall badass!!!!

1: Hey look it's jessica.
2: I'm going to go say hi.
1: Dude watch out she's like a tiger.
2: She's so nice though.
1: Dude she will fucking eat you alive!

by Владимир Путин January 30, 2015

Jessica

A Nice, smart, funny girl. She's the best friend anyone can ask for. Jessica doesn't like showing off and is not like normal girls. She doesn't care about boys and drama but just about her friends and family. Usually has good comebacks so don't fuck with Jessica if you see one.

"Jessica plays hard to get"

by Mackbrun3 January 1, 2018

Jessica

A beautiful, lovely girl who makes friends easily and usually has a strong love for animals.

My friend Jessica is a great friend!

by Kittens101 December 30, 2014

Jessica

Jessica might seem a little weird to her friends, and they might make fun of her. But, little do they know, she will blossom into a beautiful person. Boys will fall head over heels for her when she's in her early adulthood, but when she was a kid she fit in with everyone else. So, sorry you fucking haters.

Friend #1: Eww, Jessica, don't do that. You look gross.
Jessica(thinking) : Well, I don't really give a fuck, you asshole.
Jessica: Okay.
20 YEARS FROM HER TWEEN YEARS:
Friend #1: When do you want those papers, boss?
Jessica: Tomorrow.

by TruthTeller567 August 31, 2016

jessica

she’s always right

“ How is Jessica always right? ”

by the genius 101 October 17, 2020

Jessie

jessie's are very sweet and caring. they are also stunning. jessie's normally are very smart, but are also very unique. She's crazy but she thinks it cool to be crazy. she is hilarious and really sweet and will always make you laugh. she is however, a terrible story teller. once you have a jessie never let her go. she is amazing in every way, but she needs to be told that. At first she won't believe you. She loves to cuddle and be shutuped with your kisses. and when she says 'i love you' she means it

guy1: holy crap! look at that girl over there!
guy2: she's so hot
guy1: and she seems really nice
guy3: well thats my amazing girlfriend, Jessie

by ilovecats3399 September 9, 2013

jessica simpson

The only person alive that can't see the difference between chicken and tuna.

*Jessica simpson eating 'sea chicken' (tuna)*
Jessica: is this chicken or tuna?
Nick Lachey: omg..

by Weapons of no mass destruction September 9, 2006