Jersey Shore

an awful show were everyone has disgusting fake tans.

twinkle twinkle little whore,
your at school not jersey shore,
you're a filthy orange mess,
now go find a longer dress....

by sdcfghjkl;lkj May 5, 2012

Jersey Douche Bag

Just about any male from New Jersey. His main topics of conversation are: How many chicks he's banged this summer while weekending at the Jersey Shore, his workout routine, his spray-on tan, or when he's going to see Bon Jovi or Springsteen next. His favorite phrases are: "Yo!" and "Hey, what's up kid?"

Look at that meathead over there with the gallon of gel in his hair and no shirt on. Ten bucks he's a Jersey Douche Bag.

by Larry Tiita September 21, 2009

Jersey Scum

A North Jerseyan's that heads down to South Jersey beginning Memorial Day Weekend and ending roughly Labor Day Weekend. A typical jersey scum can range from the ages of 15 to late 30's. Jersey Scum characteristics are as follows: a person that drinks in excessive amount, is in search for a fight, a frequent drug user, a sex addict, a "Guido", a gang member, anyone whom enters the Seaside Heights Boardwalk with a Weapon of Choice preferably a knife or brass knuckles. to Locate a Jersey Scum just stand on a street corner of the Jersey shore at anytime of day but primarily in the late night hours when they are being arrest and/or thrown out of a club. The main purpose of a Jersey Scum is to Get drunk and high start a fight and have sex with multiple people all in one night at the jersey shore

I was walking on the boardwalk and i got threaten by a jersey scum, he pulled a knife out on me.

Jake is such a jersey Scum he kicked down his own hotel room door because he was drunk and violent

by jerseys finest scum May 25, 2009

Jersey thing

A really, really annoying thing that people from New Jersey say when the do something they can't explain.

Joe: What's a muff cabbage?
Jersey kid: Eh, you wouldn't understand. It's a Jersey thing.
Joe: Whatever... (weirdo)

by muffinonastick October 19, 2010

new jersey

east coast state, discriminated against by those who have been only as far as the outskirts of new york city. while new jersey has its fair share of cities, grime, and crime, a large portion consists of expansive suburbs, beautiful land, and farms.

brick, new jersey: second safest town in the nation.

home to bon jovi, bruce springsteen, catch 22, jay and silent bob (and several kevin smith films, including "dogma"), princeton university, the sopranos, and the celebrated "weird nj."

while accents and hairstyles vary, it is extremely rare that one falls into the stereotypical "joisey" caricature.

New Jersey was a long-time home to Walt Whitman.

by vivalachelsea November 9, 2003

new jersey

The small country thats a state. We have everything the rest of the country has. Think about it.

In New Jersey, you could watch the sun rise on the east coast, and watch it set on the west. You can climb a mountain in the morning, swim in the ocean in the afternoon, and get robbed at gunpoint in Newark by night. It's the only state where massive oil refineries and dairy farms are only a few miles apart. You a crazy busy industrious North, and a more set back relaxed south. Last, but not least, you can always be sure that where ever you are, a 24-hour diner is near by.

The United Counties of Jersey.

Guy #1: I'm bored, what should we do.
Guy #2: Lets go to New Jersey, they have everything.

by Mike Sullivan May 2, 2005

jersey shore

A terrible show about a large group of turds.

Turd 1: I am a man, but I tan like a female? Does that make me a woman?

Turd 2: No! Look at your hair and your shaved chest! You are a true man. Can a borrow your douche?

Woman: Is this the Jersey Shore? Why are all the men in a near transgendered state?

by hippies smell 123 February 3, 2010