Jayden 

A name for someone whos a very perverted asshole who preys on girls much younger than him.

Small dick

Flat ass (like no bounce, no recoil)

He scares the hoes away

His head is built like a box of captain crunch cereal

His balls havent dropped and his dick smells like brimstone and sulfur

“Yo did you hear about Jayden going to jail for molesting that 5 year old kid??”

“Yeah dude, shit was crazy”

Jayden by Cheesycum69 March 30, 2022

Jayden 

He needs to pay for his therapy sessions. He also obsesses over Keilani.
He is a great guy and he is also very chill, he will ask for advice and completely ignore it.

L: Hey! Have you paid for your therapy sessions yet Jayden?
J: Not yet, btw I need some advice, I like this girl Keilani. Can you help?
L: Sure. (give therapy)
J: Thanks. I'll go do the opposite of what u told me.
L: That'll be $50
J: Okay ill pay next month.

Jayden by ElMono August 22, 2023

jayden 

Australian - particularly Melbournian - rhyming slang term for esky (cooler, chilly bin etc). Comes from mid 90s child murder victim Jayden Leski.

We hadda six pack of VB stubbies in the Jayden

jayden by sahmuald January 14, 2008

Jayden 

A jayden is a manhoe. What I mean by that is he will date a girl then break up with her for her best friend. Then her breaks umm with that girl for her best friend. And when that ends he goes right back to the first girl. He goes in a cycle.

Dates girl after girl
That's a jayden

Jayden by Belgr October 28, 2018

Jayden 

Jayden is the most amazing, cute, funny, adorable, caring person ever. He is always there for you if you need some help or if you just wanna talk to someone. He's literally one of the best people ever and he thinks he's ugly but he's actually a ladies man hehe. His girlfriend loves him to death and she would do anything for him.

Person 1: Have you talked to Jayden?
Person 2: Yes, he's the best person ever!!!!!

Jayden by ThisOneLoserAKA_ZE November 16, 2018

Jayden 

Nobody likes him.He is annoying all the time.He smashes his friends while playing table tennis.

Eric: Jayden,why did you smash me?
Jayden: Because you’re my friend

Jayden by Me 😝 November 2, 2019

Jayden 

Jayden is an antisocial guy that will not talk to you for three-quarters of the year, and then suddenly shows interest in you when you're about to never see each other again. He will ask you to date him, and will leave you with this wonderful text: 'Hello, this relationship is over.'

Jayden is a prick.

Jayden by thirsty as fuck July 23, 2020