A notable figure in Vine ™(no longer running as of Jan 2017) history. He is someone who is 19, and has never f***ing learned how to read.
by ihaveabs September 14, 2018
Get the Jaredmug. Stupid usually arrogant and likes cars that to most people's eyes are deformed. A Jared is usually ignorant and stubborn and can be found looking at cars he'll never afford
Jared:Hey have you seen the new lambos
Person: They really are running out of ideas it starting to look like a normal but expensive car
Jared:*Angry Jared Noises*
Person: They really are running out of ideas it starting to look like a normal but expensive car
Jared:*Angry Jared Noises*
by Non-Jared October 21, 2019
Get the Jaredmug. by mr.aaaaaa May 18, 2019
Get the Jaredmug. A very nice and cool nickname for the name Jayden. It is commonly used in Denmark. The origins of why they love the nickname Jared is unknown. However, It is believed that a long time ago, there was a Slavic man named Jayden who lived in Greenland was very fond of that name because the 2nd syllable is "red" which is the color found in the Dannebrog (Danish flag). When you meet a Danish guy whose name is Jayden, call them Jared they will absolutely love it!
Person 1: My name is Jayden but you can call me--
Person 2: Jared! I know *winks*
Person 1: *blushes*
Person 2: Jared! I know *winks*
Person 1: *blushes*
by yådanishcitizen September 17, 2023
Get the JAREDmug. this dumbass sitting next to me in English with every disorder ever. its a wonder that he's alive still.
by haddles. April 13, 2022
Get the jared.mug. by big11003 September 16, 2018
Get the Jaredmug. The Sexiest man alive!! hes so hot, when i see him i cant keep my hands off him. In his spare time he likes to jack off.
by someone you know March 15, 2005
Get the The Jaredmug.