January 30 

January 30 national ask out ur crush day!!

Jim its January 30 there's doria ask her out

January 30 by Kid383 January 30, 2022

January 31st 

The day my dad died

Damn it’s January 31st the day dad died

January 31st by Melonoaky April 24, 2022

January 31st 

January 31st is when the best people are born aka my best friend, a total rat and the prettiest person

“hey, are you born on january 31st, you are the best”

January 31st by n1yahg November 9, 2022

January 31st 

National fumble (lose) the prettiest and funniest and best girl you’ve ever met day!

“Omg I left her on read, Good thing it’s January 31st National fumble the best girl you’ll ever meet day!”

“I left her on open today because it’s January 31st”

“I lost the best girl ever on January 31st, I’ll never meet another like her”

January 31st by HomieMacaroni January 2, 2023

January 3rd 

The day where you ask out ur crush

‘Yo its january 3rd ask bowie out’
‘No no no i cant’
‘You HAVE to’
‘fine 🙄’

January 3rd by Cantbenotbotheredd January 2, 2024

January 3rd 

January 3rd is No Ichiro Day. This refers to a day where you're not supposed to do, talk about etc anything related to Ichiro Yamada from Hypnosis Mic. He's strictly forbidden.

A: Hey my new Ichiro plushie just came in
B: Dude what the hell it's January 3rd
A: Oh shit you're right. I need to burn this thing

January 3rd by rabidredsalsa January 2, 2024

January 30 

National blade day

“Hey what are you gonna do on january 30?”
“Oh you mean the national blade day?”

January 30 by Cavern January 2, 2024